維基百科:瘋狂指數測試/2012

本專案頁面因幽默而保留，請不要當真。

捷徑

如果你不確定你是否是一個維基百科狂，或者你想知道你對維基百科有多瘋狂，那麼，你就需要進行這次測試。對於每一個問題，如果你的答案是「是」，那麼，你將得到題後括號內的分數。你得到的分數越高，你就越像是維基百科狂！

這個測試是從英文維基百科翻譯來的，所以，如果你想提供新問題，請去本頁的英文版。

準備好用兩個小時來做這個測試，因為我們有1000個以上的題目！

不想花太長時間？請使用自動計分版本（英文）!

有些瀏覽器不會保存你的答案，它們會在你瀏覽其他頁面時消失。但是真的維基百科狂無論如何都不會中途離開這個頁面。對了，他們的確可能這樣做，要是他們想編輯這個頁面的話。

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測試

開始

請不要說謊！我們不喜歡騙子！

你想做這個測試嗎？ (1，我們知道，你要做)
你不想做這個測試嗎？ (-1234567890再-5)
- ...永遠不要？ (-11223344556677889900再-55)
你打算在做這個測試時說謊嗎？ (-1000000，我們不喜歡騙子)
- ...你在上一個問題中說謊了嗎？ (-1000000000000，我們也不喜歡自相矛盾)
好吧，這樣，首先...
- 讓我們開始吧！ (45，不過不要急)
- 這似乎是在浪費時間。 (-50，你才浪費時間呢！)
- Zzzzzzzzz... (-25，快起來，來瓶紅牛吧)
- 等一下，什麼情況？ (-30，專心點！)
你知道怎麼做這個測試了嗎？ (10，好，這是基本的)
- 你剛剛問了別人怎麼做？ (-11，騙子！)
這個測試的英文版被編輯了多少次？
- 0次 (-10000，呃，我不這麼認為)
- 1次 (-500，我不這麼認為)
- 2次 (-250，我不這麼認為)
- 3次 (-100，我不這麼認為)
- π次 (-314，那0.14159...次是怎麼回事？)
- 10次 (-100，太少了)
- 51次 (10^51，滾）
- 100次 (-50，還是太少)
- 250次 (-25，還是少）
- 500次 (-10，還是有些少）
- 1,000次 (1，的確是個四位數)
- 5,000次 (20，差不多)
- 9,001次 (1，那個零頭是怎麼回事？)
- 1,000,000次 (5，不是這樣，不過感謝你的信賴)
- 1,450,172次 (-55，不太準確)
- 84,599,634次 (-70，的確不太準確)
- 6,000,000,000次 (-10，呃...)
- 1,000,000,000,000,000次 (-10，這難道不是一個愚蠢的答案嗎？)
- 太多了，數不清 (1，也許吧)
  - 或者你真的去數了一下？ (2000，我不知道你是怎麼做到的)
    - 你剛剛開始數，好拿到上一題的分？ (-2001，好的嘗試)
如果你以前做過這個測試，上次你的分數是否超過500？ (20)
- 超過1000？ (50)
- 超過2000？ (100)
- 超過5000？ (200)
- 超過9000？！ (9001)
  - 我說了這麼多次了，其實你是否明白『超過9000？！』的意思？ (90，9000小數點後的兩個位，去檢查你的Scouter吧!！)
    - 你用谷歌去查了嗎？？？ (-9090，你這個叛徒！)
- 超過20000？！ (2000，哇！)
- 超過50000？！ (10000)
- 超過100000？！？！ (20000，太高了！)
- 超過500000？！？！？！ (100000，天哪！)
- 超過5000000？！？！？！？！ (-90001，騙子)
  - 真的？ (900001，神啊！)
- 超過50000000？！？！？！？！？！ (583376.55119531)
- 超過5000000000？！？！？！？！？！？！？！？！ (-1000000000，想法很好，不過這是不可能的)
  - 真的？ (2000000000，也許它不是不可能的)
你恨維基百科嗎？ ( $-9.99999999999\times 10^{99}$ $-9.99999999999\times 10^{99}$ ，直接滾到下面去，找到你的分數，然後離開這裏，到正門外面去，停車場，上車，再見)
- 你發現你錯了，並打算回到維基百科嗎？ (50000，不過你還需要很長時間來讓我們相信你)
- 你是否是一個老師，並在學生面前聲稱維基百科「不可靠」？ (-999，你應該讓他們成為我們的新用戶)
  - 或者這只是因為你的校長要求你這麼說？ (998，我們很抱歉，服從是人的天性)

使用維基百科

你每23年300天至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-1111111111111)
你每十年至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-111111111111)
你每五年至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-11111111111)
你每兩年至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-1111111111)
你每年至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-111111111)
你每九個月至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-11111111)
你每六個月至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-1111111)
你每三個月至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-111111)
你每個月至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-11111)
你每兩周至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-1111)
你每周至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-111)
你每四天至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-11)
你每三天至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (-1)
- ...或者你覺得上面的問題不公平，因為如果你每天都用維基百科，那麼你就每十年至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (1234567901233，我們把分數都還給你了)
你每兩天至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (1)
你每天至少用一次維基百科嗎？ (11, 我們欽佩你的忠誠)
你每天使用維基百科的時間多於一個小時？(40)
- ... 多於二個小時？(80)
- ... 多於三個小時？(120)
- ... 多於四個小時？(160)
- ... 多於五個小時？(200)
- ... 多於六個小時？(240)
- ... 多於七個小時？(280)
- ... 多於八個小時？(320)
- ... 多於九個小時？(360)
- ... 多於十個小時？(400)
- ... 多於十一個小時？(440)
- ... 多於十二個小時？(480，你肯定喝了不少紅牛)
- ... 多於十三個小時？(520，你肯定喝了不少紅牛)
- ... 多於十四個小時？(560，你肯定喝了不少紅牛)
- ... 多於十五個小時？(600，你肯定喝了不少紅牛)
- ... 多於十六個小時？(640，你肯定每天得喝6000加侖紅牛 )
- ... 多於十七個小時？(680，你肯定每天得喝6000加侖紅牛 )
- ... 多於十八個小時？(720，你肯定每天得喝9000加侖紅牛 )
- ... 多於十九個小時？(780，你肯定每天得喝9000加侖紅牛 )
- ... 多於二十個小時？ (840，你每小時得喝9000加侖紅牛 ,牛人!)
- ... 多於二十一個小時？ (860，你每小時得喝9000加侖紅牛 ,牛人!)
- ... 多於二十二個小時？ (880，你每半小時就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 多於二十三個小時？(920，你每一刻鐘就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 多於二十三個半小時？ (1000，你每五分鐘就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 多於二十三個小時四十五分鐘？ (2000，你每分鐘就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 多於二十三個小時五十九分鐘？ (720000，你每半分鐘就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 多於二十三個小時五十九分鐘三十秒？ (479001600000，你每二十秒鐘就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 多於二十三個小時五十九分鐘四十五秒？ (2432902008176640000000，你每五秒鐘就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 超出二十三個小時五十九分鐘四十五秒？(265252859812191058636308480000000000，你每秒鐘就得喝9000加侖紅牛)
- ... 25個小時？ (-1000，老兄，一天只有24小時！)
  - ... 你不來自地球，所以你的時制不同？ (9001，這下我把分數都還給你)
你的一生有超過50%的時間花在維基百科？ (45)
- ... 60% 到 80%? (40)
- ... 80% 到 99%? (90)
- ... 100%? (-200, 拜託, 你至少會花一點時間在檢查電子信箱, 而且你的工作呢？)
  - ...真的？(201)
- ... 1000%? (-300, 認真點, 你真的有看清楚嗎？)
- ... 10000%? (-400, 真的嗎，這根本沒可能，更不用說有可能！隨機數發生器給了玩家一個Eliteness去評估。)
- ... 少於10%？ (-10, 你敢說你自己是維基百科中毒者？)
- ... 0%, 除了做此測驗？ (-200, 離開這裏！)
- ... 1%? (-100)
- ... 0.1% (-100, 你怎麼知道？)
- ... 0.01% (-100, 不過是個很好的嘗試)
- ... 0.001% (-100, 離開！)
- ... 0.0001% (-1000, 離開！)
- ... 0.00001% (-10000, 離開！)
- ... -1% (-1000, 離開！)
- ... -10% (-10000, 馬上離開！)
- ... -100% (-100000, 離開！)
你覺得你使用大量的頻寬在維基百科嗎？ (12)
- 你覺得你一天使用超過 80 kiB 的頻寬在維基百科嗎？ (40)
- ... 180 kB? (60)
- ... 280 kB? (80)
- ... 1080 kB? (200)
- ... 10 MB? (500)
  - ... 沒有下載任何檔案？ (-400, 騙子！)
- ... 100 TB? (-20, 喔，是喔。)
  - ... 真的？ (2000, 和一個Eliteness)
- 1 PB？ (-100000, 難怪我們的服務器壞掉了。謝謝你，維基狂熱者。)
  - ... 其實你是否明白上面的短寫是甚麼意思？ (20, 我們尊敬的你的誠實。)
    - ... 你為了拿到這個分數而去查看它的意思？ (-50)
      - ... 你用谷歌查嗎？ (-10000, 叛徒，給我滾！)
- ... 1 YB? (1000000, 真的嗎？！)
  - ... 就算全世界所有的信息加在一起也沒有這麼大。(-1000000)
- .... 1 YiB? (-100000000, 比整個銀河系還大)
- ... 0 B, 除了做此測驗？ (-200000000, 你怎麼來這裏的？)
你是否為沒有足夠的時間編輯維基百科而感到罪惡感？ (10)
- 你是否為花太多的時間在編輯維基百科而感到罪惡感？ (40, 也許你該有個維基假期)
你已經使用維基百科一天到一個星期？ (4)
- 一個星期到一個月？ (15)
- 一個月到四個月？ (30)
- 四個月到六個月？ (45)
- 六個月到一年？ (78)
- 一年到兩年？ (305)
- 兩年到四年？ (700)
- 四年到 23歲299天? (1200)
- 超過 23歲300天? (-3500, 自作聰明...literally ...)
- 真的？ (我猜你一定是Nupedia人)
- 135億年？ (-10000,你在宇宙誕生時就出生了?! 增加5 Eliteness如果你有嚴重的妄想症)
  - ... 或者說，你在一個平行時間線里? (真的?給你500000加上Add 20 Eliteness.)
- 一萬億年？ (-146034,那時候連亞當和夏娃都還沒出生)
- 真的？ (146035,你是從哪個宇宙來的？)
你是否有將維基百科加入你的瀏覽器書籤？ (4)
- 你是否為了得到分數而將其加入? (-350, 不顧一切... 但是個不錯的嘗試)
維基百科是你的主頁嗎? (15)
- 維基百科以前是你的主頁，但現在換了？ (-1，叛徒...)
- 你是否為了得到分數而將其設為你的主頁？ (-427, 騙子……)
維基百科在你的瀏覽器中的搜索欄里嗎？(9)
- 你是否為了拿分而將其放入? (-10, 真有你的！)
是不是一個維基百科的頁面在你瀏覽器的「最常訪問「列表? (10)
- 在頂端? (50)
- 那時你的用戶頁嗎？ (-10,花少點時間在那裏)
  - 那是你用戶頁的子頁面嗎？ (-10, 都說別在那裏花那麼多時間了)
- 你是否覺得不公平因為你長時間都花在用戶頁上？ (10, 同情)
- 那是不是維基百科的模版或討論頁？ (25)
  - 是這一頁嗎？ (50)
    - 你是否為了得到分數而不斷刷新此頁？ (-55, 騙子)
      - 你是否在刷新後忘了你的分數？ (-100,哈哈！)
- 你的瀏覽器的「最常訪問」欄里是否全是維基百科的頁面？ (100, 太棒了)
  - 你是否清除了你瀏覽器的歷史記錄再刷新此頁以得到分數？ (-400,哈哈，看看上面那三道題吧)
你是否在同一時間內將維基百科在數個標籤頁/窗口中打開? (4)
- 兩個以上? (6)
- 三個以上? (8)
- 五個以上? (10)
- 十個以上? (25)
- 三十個以上 (60)
- 五十個以上? (150, 瀏覽器崩潰了?)
- 一百個以上!?! (500, 應該修修電腦了！)
- 一千個以上!?!?! (750, 好好修理你的電腦！)
- 超過9000!!!!!! (-1, 那是你的功率等級, 假的)
- 超過一百萬!?!?! (-1000, 騙子, 甚至火狐瀏覽器都該崩潰了，打開這麼多的窗口是不可能的)
  - 真的? (1000,Google Chrome已經崩潰了吧?!?!?!)
    - 真的做到？(-1000, Google Chrome有窗口限制, 你現在不可能做到!!!)
      - 真的真的真的? (+1000 除非你用Opera，它有無限多地窗口)
你有沒有同一時間在多個瀏覽器上使用維基百科? (16)
- 超過五個? (11)
- 它們中的一個是Internet Explorer嗎? (-5,緊接着切換到~~Firefox~~ ~~Chrome~~ ~~Opera~~ 什麼的 (只要不是IE!))
  - Internet Explorer 10 之後呢? (1450172, 你總是走在最前!!!)
  - Internet Explorer 9? (100,我們喜歡IE9)
  - Internet Explorer 8? (50, 下載IE9, 不是我們不喜歡IE8, 只是我們覺得 IE8更好罷了)
    - 但是我不能使用IE9/10!我在用 Windows XP! (84599634, XP FTW!!)
  - Internet Explorer 7? (25)
  - Internet Explorer 6? (0, 自己升級)
  - Internet Explorer 5? (-1,自己升級 )
  - Internet Explorer 4? (-5, 現在，自己升級)
  - Internet Explorer 3? (-10)
  - Internet Explorer 2? (-100, 升級你的瀏覽器，現在!!!)
  - Internet Explorer 1? (-1000, 你用什麼作業系統, Windows 3.1?!)
    - 你是否認為這違反了問題 WP:NPOV? (20, 你有我們有)
破壞了維基百科上的一個瀏覽器，然後去其他瀏覽器來恢復編輯? (-1000,你，破壞者，說謊者，騙子!!)
你可曾註冊了一個假裝另一個帳戶的傀儡賬戶? (-2000, 讓你的屁股離開這裏，現在!!)
你曾經註冊過一個傀儡，然後不斷警告他們關於非建設性編輯? (-1000,你這個傻瓜!!)
你可曾註冊了一個傀儡和發送的消息，他們與您的主帳戶？? (-4000，我需要你的傀儡列表？)
您是否曾經使用維基促進你的工作相關的項目？ (25, 對你有好處)
- 超過5個項目? (200)
- 超過10個項目? (400)
- 超過30個項目? (600)
- 超過50個項目? (800, 看醫生去...)
- 超過100個項目?! (1000, 我們欽佩你積極利用維基百科)
- 超過1000個項目?!?!?! (10000, 我們高度欣賞你積極利用維基百科)
- 超過2500個項目?!?!?!?!?! (40000，我們' '令人嘆為觀止的' '佩服你積極利用維基百科)
- 超過9000!!!!!! 項目!??!?!?!? (史詩般的勝利)
- 超過100000個項目!??!?!?!??!!?!?!?!~ (84599634)

你在哪裏使用維基百科

在過去一周里你用超過一台電腦使用維基百科？ (5)
- ... 超過兩台? (25)
- ... 超過五台? (50)
- ... 超過八台? (75)
- ... 超過十台? (100)
- ... 超過十五台？ (250)
- ... 超過二十五台? (500)
- ... 超過五十台?! (750)
- ... 超過八十台? (1000)
- ... 超過九十台? (1500)
- ... 超過一百台?! (-750,騙子，除非你每天至少使用14台電腦!)
  - 真的? (2500, 你一定週遊了很多地方)
  - ... 你在那的電腦上編輯維基百科？ (10)
    - ... 所有的電腦上都編輯維基百科？? (2000)
在過去的一周，你是從一個以上的作業系統編輯的維基百科？ (10)
你在工作時編輯維基百科？(50, 回去工作！！！)
- 當你看到一個「你有新消息」消息,其他用戶一直在破壞你使用的IP位址時,你會生氣嗎? (5)
  - 你讓政府意識到破壞嗎? (10, 對你有好處)
    - 當你查究時，他們完全屏蔽維基百科嗎? (-20, 哎喲)
你在筆記本電腦上編輯維基百科？(36)
- 你剛剛偷了一台筆記本電腦，用這種方法得到一點點分？(-300, 滾回到你的房間)
你在平板電腦編輯維基百科？ (35)
你曾經在不同的國家編輯維基百科？ (50, 好極了!
- ... 至少三個國家的？ (75, 棒極了!)
  - ... 其中之一是美國? (100)
  - ... 其中之一是朝鮮? (9000, 思密達，歡迎你！)
  - ... 其中之一是西蘭公國? (0)
- ... 至少四個國家？(1000, 特殊的成就！)
- ... 至少五個國家？ (5000, 非凡的成就！)
- ... 至少六個國家？ (5000)
你是否在月球編輯過維基百科? (8000,如果你說服外星人加入的話額外加上5000)
- 你目前正在月球上做這個測試？ (2000)
  - 為了登上月球好拿這幾分就便去修玉兔號月球車你還特地劫持了一架天宮三號，並讓它提前升空？ (+10^10Xπ，中國共產黨會把你掛起來槍斃五分鐘的)
    - 你的火箭飛到一半沒有燃料了？ (-1, 哈)
你有沒有在地球編輯維基百科? (-999, 不要回答無聊問題)
- ...你是個外星人，想看看我們人類是怎樣編輯的？ (10000, 再給每一個加入我們的外星小伙子加50000分)
你有沒有在另一個行星上編輯維基百科？ (-8000, 至今還沒有人到過別的行星上去)
- 你是一個從別的行星來的外星人？ (8000, 抱歉)
你是否通過無線網絡上維基百科？ (13)
- 你是否通過無線網絡編輯維基百科？ (9)
- 那是餐館裏的無線網絡嗎？ (7)
- 你是否因為那家餐館有無線網絡而選擇了它？ (5)
- 或是在一家酒店裏？ (6)
你為了上維基百科而購買了無線網絡嗎? (15)
- 在飛機上？ (33)
  - 在進行這個測試時，你是否正在乘坐飛機？(133)
你是否在洗澡時也編輯維基百科？ (5分, 小心別把電腦弄濕了)
- 因為這才能讓你感到舒服？ (800)
- 然後你的電腦掉到了地上？ (1, 真是的……)
你是否在你吃飯的地方編輯維基百科？ (10)
- ……或是家裏的所有房間？ (50)
你是否在你家的花園裏編輯維基百科？(100 分)
你是否在開車時也編輯維基百科？ (-500, 請小心駕駛！)
你有沒有上流動裝置編輯維基百科, 例如 Wii, PS3, PSP, DS, iPod Touch, iPad 或者手機? (每個50分)
- 如果你的手機運行的是iOS系統,那你會安裝維基百科的官方應用嗎？ (10)
  - 你是否為了得到分數而買了一台蘋果手機並安裝了維基百科應用？ (16, 天哪)
你是否在看電視時編輯維基百科？ (20)
- 在聽音樂和玩遊戲的時候？ (190, 並加一份「三心二意獎」)
- 你實時更新故事情節嗎? (60)
當你在派對中或探訪你另一半的時候，你會否有檢查監視清單的衝動？(20)
- 你有問過其他人你可否用他們的電腦瀏覽維基百科嗎？(40)
- 你為了檢查監視列表而離開了那個聚會（或者另一半）？ (80)
  - 你的另一半報復你,偷了你的電腦嗎? (-200 和一個婚姻諮詢)
你真的在公共電腦上使用維基百科,即使一些頁面建議你不要這樣做? (5)
- 你勾掉了「記住我」複選框？ (15)
  - 你總是勾掉那個複選框？ (5)
你在候機時編輯維基百科嗎？(20)
- ...當機場廣播裏響起你名字時，你還在編輯維基百科? (50, 你是個浪費錢財者!)
- 你發現你正在導入維基百科的引用、導航或是信息框模板? (10)
你使用SmartBoard編輯維基百科嗎？ (90)
- 這個SmartBoard在你的學校教室里嗎? (125)
  - 你因為使用維基百科弄壞了SmartBoard?!?! (-750, 和監禁)
    - 你為了弄壞SmartBoard正在使用維基百科，你只是想在這個測試中失去分數?!?!?!?! (1, 哈!過度耀眼,罪犯...)
你在朋友的家中編輯維基百科嗎？ (10)
- 在你男/女朋友的家中？ (20)
  - 他們把你踢了出去? (1，安慰你)
- 在你父母的家中？(10)
  - ... 因為你和你父母住在一起？ (-40, 在上一個問題作弊)
  - ...……你認為上一個問題不公平因為你還未成年？ (50)
- 在你祖父母的家中？ (20)
- 在你伯父/叔父/舅舅/伯母/叔母/姨姨的家中？ (30)
- 在一個你五分鐘前才認識的傢伙的家裏? (1000, 你有堅果)
（好悲傷！都是你的孩子在30歲？）
- 在你兒子或女兒的家裏? (-25, 你很粗魯)
- 在你孫子或孫女的家裏？ (25, 你很酷)
- 你只是去朋友家裏編輯維基百科? (-10000, 你作弊!)
你使用意念編輯維基百科？（50000，並教我如何打開第六感）
- 你剛剛買了心靈控制的書，以獲得積分？（-50001，哈哈）
你在Oz編輯維基百科嗎? (-5000 太有想像力)
- 稻草人告訴你什麼? (-10000)
  - 你有沒有意識到這個問題根本沒有意義? (-100)
    - ...你還在讀這個問題嗎? (-20000)
你在天堂編輯維基百科嗎? (20000, 維基百科天堂不算! 加 2 點精華)
你在地獄編輯維基百科嗎? (10000, 沒有取得好成績。加 1 點精華)

你什麼時候用維基百科

你在維基百科上使用快捷鍵嗎？ (5)
你在做夢的時候產生過撰寫條目的思路嗎？(10)
- 你從你編寫條目的思路中做夢? (50)
你是否從前一天晚上一直編輯到第二天凌晨1點鐘（本地時間）? (50)
- ……一直到凌晨4點？ (100)
- ……一直到早上6點？ (150)
- ……一直到早上7點？ (200)
- ……一直到早上8點？ (250)
- ……一直到早上9點？ (400)
- ……一直到早上10點？(500，外加一粒安眠藥)
- ……一直到早上11點？(600，外加一些安眠藥)
- ……一直到中午12點？(750，去吃一些安眠藥！)
- ……一直到下午3點？(900，去吃很多安眠藥！)
- ……一直到下午5點？(1000，快去睡覺！)
- ……一直到晚上8點？(5000，你失眠嗎？)
- ……一直到晚上11點？(10000，睡眠剝奪可不是玩笑！)
- ……一直到早上6點，然而過了一天？？？(50000，去睡覺！！！)
- ……一直到早上11點？ (100000)
- ……一直到48小時後？(250000，不睡的影響開始了)
- ……一直到一周後？(500000，不睡會造成生命危險)
- ……一直到兩周後？(1000000，不睡會造成很大的生命危險)
- ……一直到一個月後？(2500000，你馬上就會因不睡而死)
- ……一直到一年後？(10000000，你現在就會因不睡而死)
- ……一直到維基百科停止服務？(1099511627776，那不可能！)
- ……一直到世界末日？(-99999999999999999999999，沒有一個人能活到那時！)
  - ……真的嗎？(100000000000000000000000，哇！)
- ……一直到FM 12:00？(-500，那個時間不存在！)
  - ……你不是地球人，所以時制不一樣？(10070)
- 你為了保持清醒而喝功能飲料嗎？ (5)
- 你是否花費很長時間編輯維基百科後仍然整夜的看着維基百科，導致你睡得很晚? (25)
- 你還讓別人和你一起參與這種活動？ (35)
  - 你是否針對他做了一個派對? (100)
    - ... 而且一直不眠不休地持續到早上,甚至犧牲你寶貴的白天時間來繼續編輯? (180)
      - 這樣的行為是不是把你變成了夜貓子? (150)
        你是夜貓子的開始? (10)
你醒來時發現自己正在編輯維基百科嗎？ (40)
你是否在你的上司或家長面前使用手機瀏覽維基? (6)
你在性交的時候編輯過維基百科嗎？(2000, 你瘋了！！)
- ……每次都這樣？(3000，你有維基癖好的案例)
  - 進行別的活動時也這樣？ (2000，每種其他活動各加100分。你獲准進入精神病院，外加多任務獎)
    - ...總是這樣? (30000，每種其他活動各加200分。你獲准進入精神病院，外加多任務獎)
      - 你的同伴也是維基人? (1000, 漂亮!)
        你的同伴和你同時編輯維基百科? (5000, 但這很怪異)
你在吃飯的時候編輯過維基百科嗎？(10)
- 你有一半的時間都是這樣的嗎？(20)
- 每次都是？(60)
你在收聽一個條目的有聲版本時進行過編輯嗎？(50)
- 編輯過後你又創建了一個有聲版本？(250)
- ……你收聽的是一個完全不相關的有聲條目？(100)
  - 於是你一不留神敲進了與你正在編輯的條目完全不相關的內容？(-120)
你為了訪問維基百科破壞過一些規矩嗎？(10)
- 三項以上？(20)
  - 你現在就在破壞規矩？ (-20 因為行為不良)
    - 但你覺得訪問維基百科比違反規則的後果值得? (30 因為奉獻精神)
你為了使用維基百科偷到過一台電腦？(-5000, 外加有期徒刑三年)
你是否為了研究命題而使用維基百科，卻跑去閱讀了其他你感興趣的條目？(9)
你是否成功地度過了一個維基假期？(-20)
- ……還是在中途就跑回來了？(20)
  - ……但藉口說自己只是檢查了一下監視列表而沒有實際編輯？(-5)
  - ……然後記下來回來後將要編輯的內容？ (50)
- ……你成功地離開了維基百科一個月？ (-50)
  - ……完全成功？ (-200 - 再也不去最近更改頁面去看編輯的很差的條目了？)
- ……或者你不知道維基假期是什麼東西？ (-1；你不想知道)
- ……或者對你來說維基假期是不可能的事？ (100)
- ……或者你看到維基假期模板後感到恐懼？ (1，外加一個{{WikiCookie}})
你曾嘗試過要永久離開維基嗎? (-150, 卑鄙)
- 而你失敗了嗎? (45)
- 你的每月編輯次數減半了？ (-50，但這可能是最好狀態)
  - 還是老樣子? (50)
  - 變成原來的兩倍? (500,請確定你的朋友沒有用你的賬號編輯)
  - 三倍！？ (5000,請確定你的朋友的朋友沒有用你的賬號編輯)
  - 四倍? (50000, 請確定你朋友沒有用你的賬號破壞)
  - 五倍?! (500000, 請確定你的朋友沒有破壞你)
  - 600%?! (5000000, 請確定你的朋友沒有破壞你的生活)
  - 700%?! (50000000, 請確定你的朋友沒有毀壞你的聲譽)
  - 800%?! (500000000, 請確定你的朋友沒有毀壞你的思想)
  - 900%?! (5000000000, 請確定你的朋友沒有摧毀你的思想)
  - 1,000%?! (50000000000, 請確定你的朋友沒有摧毀你的靈魂。 _{This is not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 1 Eliteness.})
  - 1,100%?! (500000000000, 請確定你的朋友沒有偷取你的靈魂。 _{This is also not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 2 Eliteness.})
  - 1,200%?! (5000000000000,請確定你的朋友沒有烹飪你的靈魂。 _{This is also not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 5 Eliteness.})
  - 1,300%?! (50000000000000, 請確定你的朋友沒有進食你的靈魂。 _{This is also not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 10 Eliteness.})
你有沒有在等候航班的時候花了太多錢購買無線連接，以便你可以訪問維基百科，並確保連線非常穩定? (50, 看來對伺服器非常有信心)
你有沒有試過因為你要編輯維基百科而沒有與「任何」家庭成員發言/溝通1個月？(100)
- 2個月? (200)
- 3個月? (300)
- 6個月? (600)
- 1年?! (1200，你應該要和他們溝通！)
- 2年?!?! (4000，你是什麼樣的人...)
- 3年?!?! (150000，(得到一個生命。) )
- 或者你忘了編輯維基百科的時間太多了？ (125)
你有沒有把你的車停在餐廳外面，這樣你就可以「借」他們的網絡去瀏覽維基百科？ (70)
- ...你每天都這樣做嗎？ (200)
當你在為學校或工作寫東西時，你是否經常開始嘗試添加內部鏈接(或其他Wiki格式代碼)？(50)
- 只是複製和粘貼? (-20，調皮的捷徑)
你有沒有試過在下雷雨的時候編輯維基百科？(在戶外)100，雖然很危險)
- 編輯維基百科時，你是否曾經遭受雷擊？ (-5000，你在說謊！)
  - 真的嗎？(10000, 你似乎很致力於維基百科)
你在颱風吹襲時，你有沒有編輯維基百科？ (1000，超級危險，你的房子的窗戶可能已經被吹破)
- 在風眼旁邊? (-1000，你的房子可能會被吹走)
  - 在風眼裹面? (5000，你需要抓住每一個機會！)
    - ...因為你所在的大樓是防風的，例如在香港? (1000，現在你安全了)
- ...編輯關於「颱風」的文章？ (50 for your contribution to current events)
  - 你是否根據自己對颱風的知識來編輯這篇文章？(-25，沒有原創的研究!)
你是否在維基百科上找到一個問答節目的答案？(6)
你是否在學校測試中使用維基百科來獲得更好的成績？(-20，我們不喜歡作弊)
- 老師看到了，然後你的成績不好？ (20,我們對你有同情心)
- 老師看到了，然後給了你F-？ (100, 我們感到抱歉)
- 你作弊了，然後對老師說你沒有作弊？(-123456789, 笨蛋才會這樣做)

你在維基百科上做什麼

編輯

你是管理員嗎？ (1000)
你在維基百科裏是管理員嗎？ (2900)
- ... 從一個古老的人類文明就是了？ (-3145,我們想知道你是怎麼到這個頁面？)
- ... 從一個古老的外星文明？ (-5179, 好的嘗試)
  - 真的嗎？你有沒有使用時間機器去這個時代？ (9715, 好吧，對不起)
你是管事的？ (3500)
是你你創建了這個測試嗎？ (-100, 騙子)
- ...真的嗎？ (1000)
你編輯這個測試？ (50)
- 你剛才編輯這個測試卻只是為了獲得分數？ (-100, 騙子)
你惡意破壞了這個測試？ (-1000,現在關掉您的電腦！)
- ...你現在因為想要扣分而開始破壞這個測試了？ (-10000, 關掉您的電腦，離開這裏！！！)
你創建過新條目嗎？ (5)
- ... 5-24篇條目? (10)
- ... 25-99篇條目? (50)
- ... 多於100篇條目? (500)
- ... 多於500篇條目? (1000,你瘋狂了)
- ... 多於1,000篇條目? (5000,你非常瘋狂)
- ... 多於3,000篇條目? (20000,激進者！)
- ... 多於6,666篇條目? (50000,偉大！)
- ... 正好1,450,172篇條目? (-10000, 騙子！)
- ... 多於1,450,172篇條目? (-1450172, 大騙子！)
- ... 多於7,862,293篇條目? (-7862293, 超級大騙子！)
- ... 多於84,599,634篇條目? (-84599634, 碩大無比的超級大騙子！)
- ... 這些條目在沙盒裏? (-100, 騙子!)
  - ... 這些條目在沙盒的原因是因為未來會成為正式條目? (150, 抱歉!)
你創建了一個重定向頁面？ (1)
- 你已經重定向了10個？ (11)
  - ... 重定向了100個? (111)
  - ... 1,000個? (200)
  - ... 10,000個? (2000)
  - ... 100,000個? (20000)
  - ... 1,000,000個? (-20000, 對，就是這樣！)
    - ... 真的? (30000, 你比我們想像的更瘋狂)
  - ... 超過 Template:一定數量的文章? (-200000)
    - ... 真的? (300000)
- ... 並使用正確的重定向模板來表明其類型？ (10)
- ... 以及重定向他們到火星？ (10,你會說火星文？)
您已經在維基百科上超過1000次編輯了嗎？ (30)
- ... 超過4,000? (150)
- ... 超過 10,000? (350)
- ... 超過 25,000? (900)
- ... 超過 50,000?! (1750, 到外面去)
- ... 超過 150,000?!?! (4000, 滾出去)
- ... 超過 500,000?!?! (25000, 滾地獄去！)
- ... 超過 1,000,000?!?! (225000, 您好，先鋒!)
- ... 已經 Template:數不清了? (-9000, 額)
- ... 真的? (9001, 你贏了)
你 (不是你的機械人) 一天中編輯了10次以上嗎? (1)
- ... 50次以上? (10)
- ... 100次以上? (50)
- ... 1000次以上? (500, 和一條命)
- ... 10000次以上? (-1000, 你騙人!!)
  - ... Template:真的? (9000, 你贏了)
您曾經在一個月內作出了多於1000次的編輯? (200)
- ... 多於2,000? (350)
- ... 多於4,000? (500)
- ... 多於8,000? (800, 你認真的嗎?!?)
- ... 多於25,000? (2500, 真的?!?!?)
- ... 多於100,000?? (-1000, pop go the servers)
- ... 84,599,634? (-50000, 說謊得像一個昏昏欲睡的狗)
  - ... 真的做到了? (25000和一段維基假期)
你在一周（7天）內的編輯次數超過1000次嗎？(250)
- 2000次？(750)
- 你編輯了'5,000'次？(2500，你是機械人嗎？)
- '10,000'?!? (10,000)
- 84,599,634×10⁹⁹ (-250000,騙子!)
你在文章裏評論或參加討論嗎？ (20)
你經常在維基百科裏徘徊，是為了做些有建設性的事嗎？ (16)
- 你什麼也沒找到嗎？ (-100, 哇...有太多事要做...放棄)
  - ...但你認為這個問題不公平因為...額...你只想要多一點安慰？ (-1, 悲傷...)
你要求文章被創建, 改進, 擴展, 刪除，等等？ (5)
確實是你自己做這些事嗎？ (20)
你請求一個新的軟件功能,或在最近幾周里提交bug嗎？ (2)
- 你是否為了邪惡目的濫用你所發現的bug嗎？ (-100, 混蛋)
你是否在你的每個編輯後放上編輯摘要? (3)
- 你會因為忘了放上編輯摘要抓狂嗎? (50)
- 或者您是否設置了要強制編輯摘要的首選項？ (100, 幹得漂亮)
- 當你改變你的首選項時，你傾向於準備一個編輯摘要，只是為了找出沒有地方來鍵入它嗎？ (15)
  - 你是否嘗試過在每個網站(比如博客)上添加一個編輯摘要，這樣你就可以編輯它，但是你發現沒有地方可以輸入它? (50)
你有移動過頁面嗎？ (5)
- ... 多於10? (11)
- ... 多於100? (50)
- ... 多於500? (100)
- ... 多於1000? (500)
- ... 多於5000? (1000)
- ... 你沒法數數，但是好像移動過好多頁面？(300)
- ... 還移動過你的主頁？(111，你真是盡責！)
你有沒有對一篇文章做出顯著的貢獻，使它成為特色頁面，並成功？ (77)
- 2-4篇文章? (130)
- 5-10篇文章? (400)
- 11-19篇文章? (999, 和一個原星章)
- 大於等於20篇文章? (2000, 和兩個以上的原星章)
  - 你寫過文章嗎？ (50, 每個文章)
你討厭在維基百科上做「嚴肅」的研究，因為編輯它更有趣嗎？ (11)
你是否經常參與存廢頁面討論 (文章、類別、重定向、模板、用戶類別、圖像、存根類型、雜項)嗎？ (50)
你是否經常參與存廢頁面覆核嗎？ (70)
你屬於一個或多個WikiProject嗎？ (8)
- 2個以上？ (16)
- 5個以上？ (40)
- 10個以上？ (85)
你新建了一個WikiProject？(25)
- ... 多於3? (100)
- ... 比你的手指多？(250)
- ... 你的手指數不多於1？（-255，在上一個問題說謊）
  - ...你為了上一題而切斷了你的手指，然後發現這讓你被扣分? (-10000, 快去搶救室)
- 它存在了6個月以上並保持活躍？ (每個WikiProject30分)
你曾經推薦過一篇快速刪除的文章嗎? (5)
- 10個以上？ (25)
- 100個以上？ (150)
  - 是因為你是新手巡查員？ (50)
  - 是因為你創建了一個測試頁面？ (-30)
  - 你記得所有快速刪除標準嗎？ (75)
  - 只記得一些？ (10)
如果你是管理員，你把刪除的文章上傳到Deletionpedia嗎？ (30)
- 多於10? (50)
- 多於50? (100)
- 多於100? (200)
  - 你刪除了這些文章中的任意一個？ (10, 每個)
  - 你創建了這些文章中的任意一個？ (-20, 每個——作為一個管理員，你應該成為榜樣)
當你看見某個文章需要修正, 你會在文章頭部放置{{wikify}}標籤，並希望某人會處理它？ (5)
- 你適當的鑑定它嗎？ (10)
- 或你自己來修正嗎？ (21)
你有沒有為{{dead end}}的文章添加連結嗎？ (5)
- 多於50? (75)
您是否曾經提出過用prod模板刪除的文章？ (5)
- 你什麼也沒找到嗎？ (-100, 哇...有太多事要做...放棄)
  - ...但你認為這個問題不公平因為...額...你只想要多一點安慰？ (-1, 悲傷...)
你是否曾在一篇與你無關的文章中爭辯過，但不同意這個建議？ (10)
您是否曾經使用PROD2模板支持PROD？ (10)
- 多於100? (123)
你參與過申請管理員嗎? (5)
- 多於25? (50)
- 你有投票的理由嗎？ (10)
  - 或者你只是隨波逐流，一團糟？ (-5)
你是否因為急於讓別人編輯一篇文章而把一篇文章從一個子存根或存根一直帶到特色文章狀態?(1000)
你是否編輯維基百科太多次，導致你弄壞了一台電腦並且只能買一台新的？(1000，上癮了！)
- 2台電腦？(2000)
- 3台電腦？(3000)
- 4台電腦？(4000)
- 5台電腦？(-5000，騙子)
  - 真的？(6000，小心別弄壞你眼前的這台電腦)
    - 我警告的太晚了？(-50000，騙子子子子！！！！！)
      - 真的？(59001，你從哪裏搞到這個測試的？)
你在三維世界裏編輯維基百科嗎？(20000，你有照片嗎？)
你甚至是到四維世界編輯維基百科？(5000)
- 你進去過超立方體的內部嗎？(314159，我的天哪)
  - 你去過點裏的超立方體？(-331144115599)
- 你在五維空間裏編輯過維基百科？(3000)
- 六維空間？(5000)
- 七維？(12500)
- 八？(50000)
- 9？(300000)
- 或者在第10維度的空間裏？(700000，真是一個史詩世界)
你去未來編輯過維基百科嗎？(1000，我要買你的時光機)
- 甚至回到未來？(5000，買你的通量電容器)
你做過有關於維基百科的編輯嗎？(1000, 自己去得分)
你在沙盒里測試過嗎？ (20，好！)
- 在wp命名空間的其它條目？ (-1000，傻！)
- 在討論頁？(-2000，在維基里討論是很重要的，容不得你那樣傻□式地[數據刪除]！)
- 在條目空間裏？！(-60000，bj4，咯唔嗯伊嗶噎嗯亓込！)
- 在Forge里？(150，Forge屬於趣味部。)
  - 在2011年12月3日之後？(-150，騙人，那時已經被刪了)
- 你在沙盒做了一個常規的編輯？ (1,那是沒有意義的。)
您在同一時間編輯了兩頁？ (100, 偉大)
- 3 頁? (500,真棒)
- 4 頁? (1000,你是歷史)
- 5 頁? (5000,哇哦)
- 6 頁? (10000,天啦嚕)
- 7 頁? (50000,明星)最近更改
- 8 頁?! (100000,這不可能)
- 9 頁?! (500000,你是認真的？)最近更改
- 10 頁?! (1000000)
- 11 頁?! (5000000)
- 12 頁?! (10000000)
- 13 頁?! (50000000)
- 14 頁?! (100000000)
- 15 頁?! (500000000)

特殊頁面

你每天至少點一次隨機條目嗎(只因為你很無聊)？ (5)
- 維基百科的隨機條目是你的主頁嗎？ (25)
- 你點了一下隨機條目，卻跳轉到了一個你編輯過的條目？(100)
  - ……還是你創建的？(150)
  - 這種情況發生好幾次了？(200)
  - 一天內？(1000)
  - 所以你經常煩惱？(5000)
  - 所以你對維基百科被編輯過的次數經常不信任？(-10000，我真討厭你是總是喪失信心的！)
你每天都要檢查最近更改嗎？(2)
- 然後你是每天檢查十次？(7)
- 你把最近更改加入到了書籤欄里了？(3)
- 最近更改是你的個人主頁？(5)
- 你讓他就那麼開着，並讓瀏覽器每五秒刷新一次頁面？(100)
  - 你嘗試查出一個破壞，所以才檢查每一個頁面？(300)
  - ……你在最近更改巡查里巡邏？(180)
  - 然後你也對最新頁面做同樣的事？(100)
  - 君不知，最近更改啥麼東，滑底關頁不復回(-10，給我搜！！！！！)
你設法去看最近更改，使得看過的兩次相同？(20)
- ……因為數據庫鎖了？(1)
監視列表你幾乎每天看？(2)
- 你是每天看監視列表？(10)
- 一天多於25次？(20)
- 你的瀏覽器首頁就是監視列表？(40)
  - 你在網上看監視列表的次數最多？(100)
    - 多於100次，比你看inbox郵箱的次數還多？(120)
- 君不知，監視列表啥麼西，寶寶根本不茲到！(先記-10，所有的答案必須你自己尋找。)
你監視列表已經有30項了？(5)
- ... 多於100？(30)
- ... 多於500？(120)
- ... 多於2,000？(400)
- ... 多於5,000？！(901)
- ... 多於10,000？！？！？！(1802，問題來了。FYI：監視列表有超過9800項就有問題！)
- ... 1,450,172!!!!???!!!??!?! (2000，問題嚴嚴嚴嚴嚴嚴嚴重重重重重重重重！)
- ... 7,862,293!!!!???!!!??!?!!?!!? (5000，可能嗎？！？！精英用戶)
- ... 自從上次檢查以來，你是否檢查過你的整個監視列表，看是否有任何破壞行為？ (30)
  - ... 為此你使用彈出窗口嗎？ (20)
  - ... 彈出窗口有時會讓你的電腦卡機嗎？ (30)
  - ... 你是否會關閉窗口，返回維基百科，並在每次發生這種情況時重新登錄到你的監視列表中？ (50)
你必須改變你的監視列表編輯閾值嗎？ (10)
- 改到大於1000次編輯？ (200)
此頁面在你的監視列表裏嗎？ (34)
- 你是否剛剛把此頁面加了進去來獲得加分？ (-68)
你使用過多於20種特殊頁面嗎？ (20)
你試過所有特殊頁面嗎？！ (400，和一個特殊頁面原星章)

圖片

你是否為了上傳圖片而在維基共享資源上有賬號？ (100，好)
你在維基共享資源上上傳過照片嗎？ (200，做的好)
- 多於1張？ (22)
- 多於10？ (75)
- 多於50？ (175)
- 多於100？ (475)
- 多於250？ (775)
- 多於500？ (1475)
- 多於1000？ (2875)
- 多於9000？ (28475)
- 多於10000？ (282475)
- 少於等於0？ (-3000, 白痴)
- 多於-503？ (0,沒可能!)
你有沒有上傳過一張照片或圖片到維基百科上？(11)
- 多於1張？ (22)
- 多於10？ (75)
- 多於50？ (175)
- 多於100？ (475)
- 少於0？ (-3000，白痴)
- 你是否適當地使用模板？ (11)
  - 你是否在Creative Commons許可下發佈了所有自行創建的圖像？ (15)
  - 你是否已將所有自行創建的圖像發佈到公共領域？ (20)
- 你是否上傳了有版權的圖片並使用虛假模板來阻止圖片被刪除？ (-665, 你是真的皮)
  - 你是否因為積分而隨機獎勵給自己？(-1050, 你這個笨蛋！)
    - ... 那麼你是否因為這件事而生氣呢？ (10, 哈)
- 你是否認為你應該有星章但沒有人給你呢？(75, 很多人都感受到你的心理傷害...)
你有在媒體中使用的你的形象嗎？ (10)
- 5次? (20)
- 10次? (40)
- 25次? (100)
- 50次或者更多? (250)
- 並且，你的維基的名稱已被記入? (10)
- 並且，維基百科/媒體被認可？ (10)
你是否曾編輯過其他用戶的用戶頁面（破壞的不算）？ (3)
- 你破壞了該用戶的頁面嗎？ (-125)
  - ... 你有一個複雜的分身帳戶網絡來破壞別人的用戶頁面嗎？ (-1000, 再送你一個封禁)
  - ... 告訴他們，即使已經很容易找到了嗎？ (2, 很勇敢)
你的談話頁面是否含有檔案？(第一個加5,後面每個加1)
- 你是否在10條或更少評論後存檔了你的談話頁面？ (-50, -20 如果你在上面的問題作弊了,-30 更多的是因為成為一個整潔的怪人成為維基百科)
- 你的談話頁面上總共有超過100個帖子嗎？ (5)
- ... 多於1000? (80)
你的用戶頁面/子頁面是否具有用戶框 (1)
- ... 多於5? (25)
- ... 多於10? (45)
- ... 多於50? (175)
- ... 多於100? (275)
- ... 多於300? (485)
- ... 一噸? (789)
- ... 由於數量太多，您不知道嗎？ (1000)
- ... 因為太多所以不值得了？ (1000, 你似乎愛上用戶框...)
- ... 不可能的數量？！ (10657, 您似乎有用戶框收集綜合症)
- ... 無限 (43000, 我去)
- ... 無限 astral 加1? (70000, 我勒個去...)
  - 您的用戶頁面是否只是由用戶框構成？ (10000, 你真的很愛用戶框啊...)
你有自己創建用戶框嗎？ (10)
- ... 多於5? (50)
- ... 多於10? (150)
- ... 多於50? (300)
- ... 多於100? (500)
- ... a ton? (789)
- ... 你對這樣的數字沒了概念？？ (1000)
- ... 你數不清了？ (1000, 看來你很喜歡用戶框...)
- ... 不可能的數量？！ (125000, 你似乎有用戶框生產綜合症)
- 你是否見過在其他人的用戶頁面/子頁面上創建的用戶框？ (30)
  - ... 同一頁面/子頁面上不止一個？ (100)
你有這麼棒的用戶頁面獲得獎勵嗎？ (50)
- ... 你有幫助設計別人的頁面嗎？ (100)

惡意破壞

你有在IP下進行破壞嗎？ (-5000)
登錄後你會破壞嗎？ (-2000)
- ... 在非主要帳戶？ (-5000... 你覺得你自己很聰明實際上並不是...)
  - ... 只在你自己的用戶頁面，破壞框/頁面，沙箱和 WP:EUI? (-20)
    - ... 在別人的用戶頁面/討論頁上？ (-5000, 您真的是喪心病狂)
你破壞了維基百科多少次？
- 1次？ (-1, 好吧這可能會更糟)
- 2次？ (-20, 難道你不敢再這樣做了)
- 5次？ (-3000, 送你1個星期的封禁還有給我滾出去)
- 10次？ (-5000, 送你6個月的封禁還有給我快滾！！)
- 25次？ (-7000, 給你永久的封禁還有在3秒內給我快滾, 我數1...2..)
- 50次？ (-9000, 封禁你還有給我滾！！)
- 64次？ (-45000, 維基已經把你封禁了,快給我滾!!!)
- 72次？ (-1450172, 你已經在互聯網上被永久封禁，我告訴你給我滾！)
- 75次？ (-84599634, 我說最後一遍，你快滾出去!!)
- 88次？ (-84,599,634, 你腦子進水了嗎？我叫你快滾！你是哪部分聽不明白？)
- 96次？ (-7.157098072934E+15, 我只是叫你快滾, 你告訴我哪個部分聽不明白好嗎？
- 100次？ (-無限的無限次方, 上帝已經叫你滾了！！)
- 1000次? (-無限的無限次方, 因為那時你失去了更多的積分，不是嗎？)
你曾經入侵過維基百科的日曆嗎？它確實在去年被駭了, 數百萬人看到了它。為了你... (-10000)
Did you try to vandalize, but the edit filter stopped you? (-7500, Now don't hack to disable it...)
Have you never ever vandalized Wikipedia? (1)
Have you ever been blocked, and the block was not lifted until it expired? (-1 for each day you are blocked, but no penalty if you are blocked for less than 24 hours.)
Have you been banned or blocked indefinitely? (-1000)
- Because you've requested it? (1000)
  - Because you couldn't sustain your wikibreak? (100)
- ... were you blocked unfairly, and later unblocked? (1000)
Is your main goal in life to vandalize Wikipedia? (-1000000000000000000000000 GTFO. NOW. AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!)
Have you ever made nonsensical edits to pages that no one will ever see anyway just because you can? (-10)
- On pages that everyone looks at? (-5000 That is pointless and stupid)
- Have you ever reverted those changes out of guilt? (3)
  - ... and then reverted them back (and maybe back again) to increase your edit count? (-1000, get a life)
Have you ever reverted vandalism? (3)
- ... more than 20? (5)
- ... more than 60 times? (30)
- ... more than 100 times? (90)
- ... more than 500 times? (350)
- ... more than 4000 times? (2500, and a life)
- ... more than 10000 times? (7500, and two lives, and a mansion in Omaha)
- ... more than 100000 times? (10000, and ten mansions in Omaha)
- ... more than 500000 times? (50000, and forty-nine mansions in Omaha and a mansion in Lincoln)
- ... more than 1000000 times? (100000, and 2,401 mansions in Omaha, 98 mansions in Lincoln and a mansion in Cheyenne, WY)
- ... 84,599,634 times? (-10000, not all edits are vandalism, idiot!)
  - Really? (10000, you must really be strict about vandalism)
- Are you on some sort of vandalism patrol? (25)
- Do you warn the vandals appropriately? (10)
Is your main goal on Wikipedia to revert vandalism? (1200, and maybe edit Wikipedia in some other way?)
- ... have you warned more than 50 vandals? (50)
- Do you use hand-written text to warn vandals to make it more specific to the vandal? (30)
  - ... has this made you a vandal/troll's target? (40, be careful)
- Have you ever reported a vandal to WP:AIV? (5)
  - More than 50? (30)
- Do you use tools like Huggle, Igloo, STiki, or Twinkle to do so? (40 for each)
  - To be a complete troll? (-2000, go back under the bridge.)
Have you ever created a custom userspace template used to warn vandals? (50)
Do you ever dream nightmares about vandals? (25, and a wikibreak)
Have you ever had a disgruntled vandal create a personal attack article named after you or your username that was speedily deleted as a personal attack? (30)
- ... has a person you know in real life vandalised your page or created a now-deleted article about you? (20)
  - ... more than 10 times? (100)
Has a vandal ever vandalized your user page or user talk page? (5 points for each time)
Have you ever been impersonated by a vandal, troll, or abusive sockpuppet? (10)
Have you ever visited a Wikipedia-vandal in real life? (-10)
- Did you yell at him/her? (20)
  - Did he/she kill you? (-2000, get back to your coffin!)
  - Did you kill him/her? (2000, and a prison sentence)
- Was he/she still a vandal afterwards? (-5, try again)
- Did he/she correct his vandalism afterwards all by him/herself, said sorry and promised never to do it again? (120, per vandal, thank you)
  - Did he/she do it again anyway? (-100)
Are you a rollbacker? (30)
- Are you not a rollbacker, but would like to be one? (50)
- Do you prefer to do it the old-fashioned way because it's more fun? (40)
- When you see vandalism in real life, do you look for the rollback button? (100)
  - Are you mad because you can't find it? (20)
  - Or did you actually find it? (50)
    - Did it work? (100, I want one!)
Did you write a 500-page essay about why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested? (8000)
- Yes when we were supposed to write a report on Bill Gates. (1421, Next time stick to the topic kid)
- ...did you just start writing one to get the points? (-750, good effort though)
- Have you also written this as a Wikipedia article, but then it was deleted which you're really angry about? (-1000, you liar; if you really did, it would say "You are re-creating a page that was deleted" at "Why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested" or at "Wikipedia:Why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested".)
- Have you actually created such a Wikipedia article, but it was deleted and you think the deletion log must be faulty? (500)
  - Are you going to try and fix this problem yourself? (300)
  - Are you also going to badger an administrator into bringing it back onto Wikipedia, or to at the very least upload it to Deletionpedia [1]? (250)
    - Or are you an administrator and will do this yourself? (280)
    - If you're not, are you going to beg an administrator to make you one so you can do it yourself? (400)
  - Or do you own a bot and are going to force it to upload your article to Deletionpedia? (-200, for cruelty to bots)
    - If you don't, are you going to steal someone else's for the purpose? (-2000, and a prison sentence, for both theft and cruelty to bots; you're almost being as bad as the vandals you think should be arrested, botnapper)
Have you installed an Anti-Vandal tool? (25)
Do you vandalise under your computer's IP? (-60)
- Yes I do! MWAHAHAHA! (-135, you admitted it!)
- You don't? (60, good for you!)
Are you a dog and vandalize Wikipedia? (-1, you're one smart dog)
How often do you vandalise Wikipedia? (-200, you shouldn't do it anyway)
- Once a year? (-1, at least it's only once a year)
- Once every three months? (-4)
- Once every month? (-12)
- Once every fortnight? (-26, out the door for you!)
- Once every week? (-52, go on, OUT)
- Every single day in a year? (-365, get the... just... just leave. Now.)
- Every single day for 8699 days?!?!? (-1000, I REALLY hope not!)
  - REALLY?!?!? (-18699, simply GET OUT!!!)
    - Did you lie for the points? (8699, looks like we have a winner!)
- Never? (3000 and stay forever)
Do you hate Wikipedia so much that you have created a project outside of Wikipedia made to vandalize it so it is useless? (-3000, you're definitely joking)
- YOU REALLY AREN'T JOKING!?!? (-9999, SHUT DOWN THIS COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND I'M SERIOUS: YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE FACE OF THE EARTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!)
  - Are you just joking? (9999, phew, you really had me scared there!)
  - But if you did, do you feel bad about it now? (50, and a little bit of grace, but you still make me sick)
Would you smash vandals with a hammer? (4000, WIN)
Do you vandalize on a shared IP? (-7000, way to evade the system)
Do you hack into other accounts and delete articles? (-50000000, now GTFO!!!!!!!!!)
- All the time? (-50000000000, now GTFO!!!!!!!!!, like I said)
  - More than all the time? (84599634, that's impossible)
    - But you live on a planet with a completely different time structure so it's possible? (-infinity times84599634, that's insane)
Do you make lots of Template:Stupid and insane links on articles? (-1000, wtf!!)

機械人

你有運作機械人嗎？(50，每個)
- 你認為上一個問題不公平，因為你運作的機械人做了很多工作？(30)
- 你的機械人現在正在運作嗎？(每個20)
- Did you properly request bot status before running it? (5)
你編寫過一個機械人嗎？(每一個10分)
- Did you properly request approval for your bot if yes. (100, good for you)
  - Did you not properly request approval for your bot if no (-200, better get approval)
- 你的機械人編輯過100000次？(500)
- Do other people use your bot software to run their own bots? (30)
- You're lying aren't you? (-100, get a book and start studying!)
- Did you do that for the points (-100, for each)
你學Python程式語言就是要寫一個機械人？ (20)
- Perl呢？(20)
  - 你又說謊了？(-100，現在點燃你的褲子)
    - Do you already know those languages, and still wrote a bot in them? (20)
      - Do you now feel heavily prejudiced against, because you prefer to use the .NET languages, Java, C++, or another language? (30)
        Did you just learn all of those languages for the points? (-250)
你想運作機械人嗎？(5)
你為機械人推薦過工作嗎？(5)
- Was it adopted? (20, and our congratulations!)
Have you ever knowingly run a bot without approval? (-50)
Are you a bot? (2500 to your creator for inventing a bot that can take tests)
- Are you a person, but HAVE created a bot that can take tests? (2500, again)
- ... Or has anybody ever called you a bot? (500)
- ... because you are counting the bot's edits as your own? (-2000)
Do you have more edits than even some of the fairly active bots? (5000)
Do you think you're a bot? (5, and some hours at the psychologist)
Do you make so many edits that you feel like a bot? (50, and a pat on the back)
- Does this constant bot feeling make you feel important knowing that some idiot is going to have do it eventually? (10, we feel for you)
  - Does that feeling keep you from screaming in frustration because you do feel like a bot and now you know why they have bots for the boring things? (25, and a good stress ball)
Do you know what ClueBot NG is? (5)
- Did you know without clicking the link? (2)
- Or did you cheat? (-10, and you call yourself a wikipediholic...)
- Do you race ClueBot NG to revert vandalism? (15)
  - Do you beat it? (5)
    - Every time? (7)
  - Or do you wish to beat it, but it's too fast for you? (3)
- Have you beaten ClueBot NG without the use of tools? (20)
- Did you write ClueBot NG? (400)
Has your bot gone haywire? (-1000, get the electromagnetic pulse tazer)

Technical stuff

Do you know how to make italic and bold text? (1)
- Do you use and ? (-3, this is why we use wiki software)
- Do you use and for in-context emphasis, versus '' and ''' (for and ) in cases of purely typographic effects (like italicization of a book title)? (500 for understanding the semantic difference and its importance)
- Do you use ? (-10 for poor usability—most users using Web 1.0 browsers think underlined text on a Web page is a link)
 - How about <img>? (-5, upload that image and use [[File:...]])
 - <a href ... >? (-10, are you attempting to spam?)
Can you use LaTeX syntax? (10)
- With ease? (60)
  - Did you learn how to use LaTeX syntax with ease for the points? (-600)
- With relative ease? (300)
  - Did you learn how to use LaTeX syntax with relative ease for the points? (-3000)
Are you aware of what syntax such as {{{2|foo}}} does in a template? (40)
Do you know what {{fullurl:Wikipedia|action=raw}}, {{ucfirst:{{padright:wikipedia|10|!}}}}, {{#ifexist:{{SUBJECTPAGENAME}}||}}, and {{msgnw:Template:Disambig}} will produce? (30 for each one)
Have you written a helpful monobook script? (200)
- Do you have two or more of these scripts in your own personal monobook? (30)
Have you ever used api.php to find information about Wikipedia pages? (120)
Have you used Wget to find information about Wikipedia pages? (-150, they removed it in the robots.txt!)
- Did you write a script, and then analyzed the results? (50)
  - Was this script a bot? (50)
  - Was this a user script, written in JavaScript? (50)
    - Did you have so many queries per minute, that there was a server error? (-30)
Do you know the difference between substitution and transclusion? (20)
Are you cognizant of the default thumbnail image width for all users? What is it in pixels? (30)
- Are you aware of the recent errors resulting from the use of px in images? (10)
- Do you know where this thumb width value can be changed? (30)
Do you use Wikipedia:Sandbox or your own userspace sandbox to make test edits? (2)
- ... and tell people experimenting in articles to use the sandbox instead? (10)
Do you know how template macro substitution works? (100)
- Have you ever used it before? (200)
  - ... more than 5 times? (300)
  - ... more than 10 times? (600)
  - ... more than 20 times? (1200)
  - ... more than 50 times? (2500)
  - ... more than 100 times? (-5000, liar)
    - ... really? (10000, sorry)
Do you understand what wfMsgWeirdKey( $wgRequest->getVal( 'msg' ) ) means? (100, don't worry if not, it doesn't really matter)
Did you skip this entire section because you are stupid and didn't understand any of it? (5, at least you were honest.)

其他

Do you try to keep up to date with the main page? (15, good!)
- Once every ten years? (-7632, and you call yourself UP TO DATE?!)
- Once every five years? (-3632, and you call yourself up to date?)
- Once every year? (-2422, for hurting our Alexa ranking.)
- Once every half a year? (-324, really?)
- Once every few months? (1, I guess that's ok)
- Once every few weeks? (2, that's not the best but ok?)
- Once a week (16, good.)
- Once every two to three days (64, great!)
- Once every day (132, awesome!)
- Once every hour (631, I think you can pass the test!)
- Once every minute (4234132232312121212, unbelievable!)
  - Was that for the points? (-1000000000000000000000000000000000000, GTFO)
  - Do you do it with a bot? (-10000000000000000000000000000000000000, YOU'RE WASTING SERVER BANDWIDTH)
Do you try to vandalize the main page? (-52412123124, fail)
- With a bot? (-325644648648651541645154185615641626456185466, I think you need to know what "view source" means.)
- You were admin? (-30000, Adminship revoke.)
Are you sick and tired of news that isn't updated? (7777777777777777, we feel the same.)
Do you check on the news every once in a while? (333, good)
- Along with other news sources except Wikinews? (-3333, traitor)
- Do you check it every hour? (5523, good)
  - Every 30 minutes? (42423, awesome!)
Is this test easy? (-321, that's not true.)
Did you develop a JavaScript addon? (10000, awesome)
- Twice? (20000, for your second one)
- More than twice? (42000, for each one)

How Wikipedia has affected you

Physical behavior

Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (15, get some shuteye)
Are you not eating because you are too busy taking this test? (15, and a feast that'll fill ten full-grown men for a month)
Are you never at the bathroom because you are too busy on Wikipedia? (5, that explains why you smell like cow manure)
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (10)
- Did you become so engaged on Wikipedia you forgot to go back to bed? (30)
- ... or did you become so exhausted that you fell asleep while working on Wikipedia? (20)
  - ... causing your head to fall onto the keyboard and type long strings of the same letter into Wikipedia? (5, uh oh)
    - ... causing it to be saved? (5, oh dear)
      - ...causing you to get blocked for vandalism? (50 for compassion, and a rapid unblock)
        ...indefinitely? (5000 to compensate for your bad luck, plus 40 for compassion, an instant unblock, and an instant indefinite block with no talk page for the admin who blocked you)
        ...causing you to make a lot of unblock requests? (6000, plus 100 for each request)
        ...causing your talk page to be protected? (7000)
        ...causing you to make another account? (7500)
        ...which got blocked? (8000)
        ...indefinitely? (8500)
        ...for sockpuppetry? (9000)
        ...then you created multiple accounts? (9500)
        ...and got your IP blocked? (10000)
        ...and went to other wikis? (10500)
        ...and got you globally blocked? (11000)
        ...and went to Wikia? (11500)
        ...and got globally blocked there? (12000)
        ...and sued Wikimedia? (-12000000210320120203010, that's not very nice! Say sorry to Wikimedia NOW, or 滾得越遠越好！！！)
Have you ever dreamed about Wikipedia? (50)
- More than 50 times? (125)
  - ... everyday? (350)
- Have you ever dreamed about other Wikipedians? (5)
  - ... did the dream involve harassing or otherwise doing something negative to that Wikipedian? (-50, be more nice in your dreams!)
Have you woken up at night to realize you're at your computer editing Wikipedia? (80)
Have you woken up early in order to edit Wikipedia? (10, here kindly mention your local time)
- Before 7 am? (20)
- Before 5 am? (50)
- Before 2 am? (150)
- Before 11 pm? (2000, GO TO BED!!!)
- Before 9 pm? (5000, YOU REALLY NEED SLEEP!!!!!)
- Before 7 pm? (-10000, LIAR!!!)
- Before 3 pm? (-20000, MEGA LIAR!!!)
- Before 1 pm? (-100000, LIAR!!!)
- Before 12 fm? (-100000, THAT TIME DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!)
  - Did you try but fail miserably, since you're not a morning person? (5, at least you tried...)
  - Do you think the question above is unfair because you're not from Earth?! (100000)
Do you not care about your dental health because you are too into Wikipedia? (50)
- Do you not visit the dentist, ever, because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (100, go have a Wikibreak now, and brush your teeth immediately)
  - Has this caused your teeth to fall apart? (100 and a set of dentures)
Are you late to school because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (-25, show some discipline!)
- Are you a half-hour late? (-10)
- An hour late? (-50)
- Two hours late? (-100)
- One hundred hours late?!?!?! (-10000, LIAR, you're missing two schoolweeks, and then some)
- Really?!?!?!?! (198576, don't speak near me)
Have you stopped eating for a day because you were editing Wikipedia? (70, a wikibreak, and an all you can eat buffet)
- For 2 days? (210)
- For 3 days? (630, and please, just eat now!)
- For a week? (1800, a wikibreak, and eat before you become a WikiAngel, with a buffet to fill the entire 354th Fighter Wing)
Do you neglect using the shower because you're always on Wikipedia? (101, and some soap, because your odor is making my nose bleed!)
Do you experience clinical depression, withdrawal, or some other symptoms—albeit minor—when you are unable to use Wikipedia for the time of 7 days? (5)
- 5 days? (10)
- 3 days? (30)
- a day? (80)
- 6 hours? (120)
- 1 hour?!?! (999, get a life, god dang it!!)
  - Has this caused you to experience these symptoms every morning, because you couldn't edit while you were sleeping? (10000001, and get a life and a psychiatrist)
  - When you are forced off the wiki for 24 hours, and you are in the process of making a major edit or checking your watchlist, or reading a page, do you experience extreme depression? (20)
    - for 6 hours? (50)
      - for an hour? (100)
        for any amount of time, regardless of its length? (200)
        instantly? (1600, get a doctor—no, better yet, get a psychiatrist—now)
    - Do you weep for half an hour or more? (100)
      - for 6 hours? (50)
      - for a day? (-50, get a life, and an eye operation, because your big bulging eyes disgusts me!)
Are you distraught because you cannot edit Wikipedia while you take this test? (100)
- ...because you cannot vandalize Wikipedia? (-500 and a block)
- ...or are you editing in another window/tab while simultaneously taking this test? (300, where did you get a screen that big?)
Do you freak out when the power goes out? (20)
- ... or do you kill "server kittens" while on Wikipedia? (-100)
- or you have a laptop and an internet pen drive? (100)
Have you ever been injured/sick and checked the cure for your injury/sickness on Wikipedia? (40)
- More than once? (80)
  - More than ten times? (120)
    - More than 30 times? (280)
      - More than 100 times?! (-500, go see the doctor now)
When facing endeavors in real life, do you think to yourself that "if other Wikipedians have done it, so can I", check the article, and do it as if it were for Wikipedia? (100)
- ... when you're depressed, do you edit Wikipedia to escape? (20)
  - ... does editing make you high? (420)
Have you used Wikipedia to memorize more than 20 digits of an irrational number such as pi (π)? (10)
- ... more than 100 digits? (100)
- ... more than 1000 digits? (1000)
- ... more than 10000 digits? (10000, holy crap...)
- ... more than 100000 digits? (100000)
- ... more than 1000000 digits? (1000000)
- ... more than 5000000000000 digits (-1000, it would take your whole life to do that)
  - ... REALLY? (5000000000000, looks like we have a winner)
- to memorize a word longer than 40 letters? (5)
  - ... longer than 80 letters? (20)
  - ... longer than 120 letters? (50)
    - ... THE LONGEST WORD IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (-2500, LIAR...)
      - REALLY? (7500, holy crap...)
Do you sometimes give "edit summaries" for your real-life actions? (20)
- Do you ever tell your friends about Wikipedia? (100 and good job :D)
Since registering on Wikipedia, have you often run naked around the house singing Traveling Wilburys songs? (-100, go find your pants)
Have you gone legally blind because of editing Wikipedia too much? (1000)
- ... did you start editing just so you could answer "yes" to this question? (-4500, it's not our fault)
- ... did you really start editing right now and have gone blind? (2000, wow...)
Have you ever had a broken bone because of editing Wikipedia too much? (5700, ouch...)
Have you gone insane from editing Wikipedia? (100, go see a psychiatrist)
Have you had a spaz attack from editing Wikipedia? (-1000, Please don't submit that fdh28u9fh;dafgmapfjfd)

社交生活

Has anyone ever called you a "Walking Wikipedia"? (20)
- Did you get the knowledge that resulted in this title from "reliable" non-Wikimedia sources? (-20, have more faith)
Have you ever told someone about your countless edits? (5)
- Did you get so caught up in what you were saying that you didn't notice the person you were talking to walked away? (-5 and a big cork in your mouth)
Do you have a Wikipedia T-shirt (or another Wikipedia product)? (975, because you have to give us money for it)
- More than one? (70)
- Did you like giving us money? (3000, and a barnstar)
- Do you want to send us more money? (9000, A barnstar, and adminship status—if you don't have it yet, of course)
Has someone left you because of Wikipedia? (30)
Is something you have thought was important, such as a social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (50)
- ... have almost all of your friends and acquaintances complained you edit Wikipedia too much? (100)
- ... did you have those friends complain just for the points? (-75000)
Do you judge people you know in real life partly or fully on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (10)
- Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (45, and a crash course in dating)
- Do you think the last two questions are unfair because you are too busy editing Wikipedia to have any friends in real life? (500)
- ... or because they promoted discrimination? (500, plus a peace prize)
Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are productive or useful, unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching sports? (10)
- Have you ever argued that contributing to Wikipedia should count as community service or volunteer time? (5)
Have you ever phoned another Wikipedian? (2)
Have you ever met another Wikipedian in real life? (20)
- Is one of your friends a Wikipedian? (10)
Have you ever attended a Wikipedia meetup in real life? (75)
你跟另一個維基人住在一起嗎？ (40)
- ... are you married to this Wikipedian? (15)
- ... or are you not? (-50, :O I'm telling your spouse!)
Are you in a relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) with another Wikipedian? (30)
- Did you recruit them to Wikipedia by telling them how amazing it is? (50)
  - ... or by telling them how much fun it is to vandalize? (-500)
- ... is this Wikipedian an administrator? (80)
- ... or are they a Wikipedia vandal/troll? (-100)
  - A banned user? (-500)
    - Do you think those last two were unfair, because it's not your fault that they are stupid, immature vandals? (100)
      - If yes to that question, have you tried changing them? (200, and a thanks for trying!)
Have you chosen to edit Wikipedia instead of being intimate with your partner? (25, and professional help)
Has your partner expressed concern that you are cheating on them with the wiki? (30)
Do you promote Wikipedia in person or by mentioning it on Usenet, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (10)
Did you take a language course just to edit Wikipedia in more languages, or to translate Wikipedia articles in other languages to English? (125)
Have you beaten someone up because they tried to prevent you from editing? (5)
- Was the person an administrator? (-50)
  - Was it because the person blocked you? (-100, why were you blocked to begin with?)
- Was the person close to you? (5)
  - Was he/she a friend of yours? (10)
  - Was he/she your spouse? (-30, a big boo to you)
- Was it your psychiatrist? (-100, GO TO AN ASYLUM, YOU NEED HELP!!!)
- Was it a cop? (-2000, and assault charges)
- Was it an FBI member? (-5000, you should be destroyed!)
- Was it the sovereign of your country (-9000, and a life sentence in jail)
- Was it the military? (-10000, are you freaking insane?!)
- Was it the HULK?!?!?!?!?! (-20000, you're stupid)
  - Did you win? (30000, you have some serious passion, sir/miss)
    - YOU ARE A LIAR!!! (-99999, go find the Hulk, and apologize)
      - You did beat the Hulk???? (-5000 and get out of here)
        Did you do that for the points? (-5000)
Do you have more friends on Wikipedia than in real life? (80)
- Non-Wikipedian friends? (400, [lol, internet])
Do you get angry when others call Wikipedia worthless and say it's for geeks? (20)
- ...or do you not even care anymore and embrace your geekness? (40, Nice pocket protector)
Do you get upset when people call Wikipedia "Just an Encyclopedia"? (5)
Have you encouraged people with recognized mental disorders or addictions to use WP, claiming its "therapeutic"? (50)
- Have you offered to help such people with their WP article on themselves, claiming its "therapeutic"? (100)
  - Have you attempted to present a paper on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia to a peer reviewed journal or conference? (200)
    - Is your Ph.D. thesis on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia, despite your having recognized problematic behaviors related to (your) editing of Wikipedia? (1000, and revocation of license to practice psychotherapy in your state/province)
Do you regularly use Wikipedia as a metaphor for life ("Hmmm, I shouldn't have gone to a level three warning there")? (50)
- Are you angered by people who try to end their lives, as a metaphor for vandalism? (20)
Do you answer many questions with "Sorry, that's non-notable"? (50)
- Do you then make articles about the subjects of those questions (-1, they were non-notable...)
Does this image depress you? (10)
- When you saw this image, did you form hives? (-10, and a doctor)
  - If so, were you too far into editing and didn't bother to do anything about them? (9)
    - Did you not do anything just for the points? (-9, and a HA!)
Did you know there is a Wikipedia:Trading card game? (50)
- Are you/Did you help design the game? (1000)
  - Do you plan on buying the game? (2000)
    - Do you own the game? (-1000000 for lying—the game is still being developed!)
Do you think Wikipedia is better than Facebook? (100, hooray, a loyal Wikipediholic)
- Are you in one of the groups for Wikipedia in Facebook? (200)
Do you think Wikipedia is better than life? (1500, get a clue)
Do you find it difficult to enjoy a holiday because you would rather be editing Wikipedia? (15)
Do you take a laptop or palmtop with you when you go on holiday so that you can continue editing Wikipedia when you are on holiday? (50 points, but do try to relax at least a little)
Have you ever lost a job because you were so obsessed with Wikipedia, that you were spending more time on Wikipedia than concentrating on your job? (500 points, and good luck in finding a new job)

Computing habits

Do you have a Wikipedia keyword or search plugin for your browser? (2)
Have you ever spent more than 15 minutes making one edit? (15)
- ... more than 30 minutes? (30)
- ... more than an hour? (60)
- ... more than 2 hours? (120)
- ... more than 3 hours? (180)
- ... more than 6 hours? (360)
- ... more than 9 hours? (540, learn to make up your mind.)
- ... more than 12 hours? (720)
- ... more than 18 hours? (1080)
- ... more than 24 hours? (1440, really...it takes that long to make 1 single edit?)
- ... 72 hours?!?! (-5000, creating whole, fifty-thousand word pages doesn't count!)
  - ... Really?!??!? (5753, that is one very long edit.)
- ... 168 hours????????!!!!!!!!!! (-7891, it does take a whole WEEK to make an edit!!!)
  - ... REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (9381, you need a VERY LONG wikibreak)
- ... 720 hours?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (-50000, it does not take a whole MONTH to make an edit!!!!!!!!)
  - ... REALLY?!!!!!!!!!!!1?????? (49853, I am shocked.)
- ... 8,760 hours? (-100000, A year?! You have to be kidding me!)
  - ... did you get logged off? (30)
  - ... did you lose connection? (500)
  - ... REALLY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1?1?1?!?! (99384, my goodness!)
  - ... did you accidentally shut down the computer before saving the edit? (25, would have been more if it didn't shut down)
- ... Over 9,99999,99999,99999999 hours?!? (-9192, Are you joking?)
  - ... REALLLY???????????? (9903 for every extra hours, To--- I can't say anything! So shocked!)
  - ... You think that's unfair because you come from a different planet which has over 99999999... hours for a day? (9929, okay)
    - ... Plus more than 95838294892384923834849384938495838959384948859938587375 hours of the extra day hours? (1 for every hour of a day)
Do you subscribe to a Wikipedia mailing list? (15 for each one)
- Do you actually read the posts to that mailing list? (2)
- Did you just do that for the points? (-90, nice try)
Have you donated money to Wikimedia Foundation? (40)
- Have you wanted to, but been too young or poor to do so? (20, it's the thought that counts anyway)
Have you ever thought about editing a non-Wikipedia webpage? (4)
- Have you ever looked for the edit button? (50)
  - Did you actually find it? (-1, wow...)
  - Or did you not find it because it was labeled change instead? (-10, that's cheap)
    - Because you switched back to Wikipedia without noticing? (20)
      - Or because it was another wiki? (-1)
      - ... a blog? (-1)
        ... or do you argue that you haven't edited your blog in over a year because you're so busy editing Wikipedia? (15)
Do you instinctively search for the "history" of a webpage to see recent changes? (10)
Do you save offline copies of long pages (i.e., WP:AN, WP:RFAR, WP:MAGIC) or the mailing list so you can read them later when you are offline? (5)
Do you save offline copies of this page? (50)
Have you ever looked for the edit button upon seeing red letters on a VCR/DVD player's display? (15)
Have you ever read an online news article or headline, spotted a mistake, and looked for the edit tag so you could fix the mistake on MoS grounds? (10)
- After realizing that such articles are not in the Wikipedia namespace, do you consider logging in or creating an account so that you can fix the error? (5)
Do you have the Wikipedia widget on your Dashboard, or on a Google desktop? (20)
- Or any Wikipedia-related widget on Yahoo Widgets? (20)
Do you use Wikimedia-related IRC channels? (8, for each you frequent)
Have you ever signed a real e-mail, forum post, or any other message not associated with Wikipedia with ~~~~? (10)
- more than 50 times? (50)
  - ... always? (180)
- And the recipient wasn't irritated? (15)
  - ... because they're Wikipedians also? (10)
- Have you actually written a Greasemonkey script that transliterates those four successive tildes to assure to have a proper signature at least when mailing from your web based mail-service? (25)
  - Or do you sign your posts by hand, integrating your Wikipedia signature into the message? (10)
    - Were you angry that the forum or email did not support wiki syntax? (25)
  - Or even compiled your own version of Firefox to do so? (36, you should send it to Mozilla)
Are you opposed to Britannica and all other encyclopedias because Wikipedia is better? (8)
- Are you in support of Britannica? (-999, TRAITOR!)
  - ... but you think Wikipedia is better? (999, I give the points back at you, sorry)
Has your touch-typing improved due to Wikipedia? (5)
Has your typing rate at least doubled because of Wikipedia? (10)
Have you created a custom keyboard layout to make editing easier (such as to quickly type an em dash)? (20)
Have you ever edited one of our sister projects? (5, for each project)
- Are you currently blocked on the project you vandalize? (-500)
  - Is that block indefinite? (-1000)
    - Permanent? (-10000, why are you here?)
- Are you an active contributor to that project? (10, for each project)
  - Are you an administrator on that project? (50, for each project)
    - Are you a bureaucrat on that project? (200, for each one)
- Do you have accounts on at least 10 different wikis? (50)
- Have you added Leet spelling to articles, even if you are confused by it? (-1337, most of the world's population can't understand it)
  - Have you edited the Leet article? (1337, way to go!)
- Do you spend an inordinate amount of time trawling articles to ensure American/British/Canadian spellings are only used in appropriate articles? (5)
Have you used Wikipedia so much that you've developed frequent headaches? (10)
- poor posture? (15)
- ... are these headaches severe? (50)
- ... do you have one right now? (30)
Do you get excited when you get to add a new service award to your userpage? (10)
Do you hate computer lag while editing? (100)
- Is your computer lagging right now (200, and clean your hard drive)
Have you broken a keyboard from editing Wikipedia? (100, and a new keyboard)
Is 24 hours the most time you ever spent on Wikipedia? (500, you must drink a lot of Red Bull)
- 12 hours? (100)
- 6 hours (20)
- 3 hours (10)
- 1 hour (-1, you should spend more time on Wikipedia!)
- 30 minutes (-5, seriously, spend more time on Wikipedia)
- 2 minutes (-50, What are you doing? vandalizing?)
- 0 minutes (-100, liar! your taking this test which is on Wikipedia)
- -30 minutes (-700, How is spending negative time even possible?!)

The rest of the world

Have you ever edited a Wikipedia in a language that is not one of the official languages of your native country? (10)
- ... in two or more? (20)
- ... in five or more? (50)
- ... in ten or more? (100)
- ... in fifty or more? (500)
- ... in 100 or more? (1000, OMG)
- ... in 9000 or more? (-90000, too many; Wikipedia has not - as yet - appeared in that many languages (see List of Wikipedias).
- ... in 12345 or more? (-123450, also too many)
- Have you taken this test in a language that is not used in the country you live in? (100)
  - Do you know all the languages this test is in? (500)
    - Are you currently translating this test into some other language? (1000)
    - Have you ever engaged in a foreign language course so that you can read the Wikipedia in that language? (50)
    - Have you campaigned to get new Wikipedias in languages that do not yet appear in List of Wikipedias? (20)
Have you written or read for Wikipedia to improve your foreign language skills? (50)
Did you stop using your expensive CD-ROM encyclopedia and use Wikipedia for everything instead? (12)
- Or you have never used a CD-ROM encyclopedia in the first place (-20, cheater)
Have you ever submitted an assignment for work or school that cited Wikipedia? (6)
- Despite being told not to use Wikipedia or not to use encyclopedias? (12)
- Did it cite an article that you had edited? (10)
  - Did you make the edit after getting the assignment? (10)
  - ... created? (25)
  - ... more than 10 articles? (40)
  - ... more than 100 articles? (400)
  - ... more than 1000 articles? (4000)
  - ... more than 10000 articles? (40000)
  - ... more than 100000 articles? (400000)
  - ... more than 1000000 articles? (4000000)
  - ... more than 1,450,172 articles? (-40000000, impossible)
- And did the teacher give you a bad grade, because he/she is biased against Wikipedia? (10)
  - Do you think this is unfair? (15)
    - Did you lobby the school administrators to change this? (20)
      - Did it successfully change? (100, and a pat on the back from several other students)
    - or do you use your school computer time to play games instead of research? (-30, get back to work)
      - ... even if most games are blocked? (-100)
      - ... do you hack the school's censorship network to bypass the block and play games? (-200, and a detention)
      - or is Wikipedia blocked? (10, we feel your pain, buddy.... :-( )
        Have you written to the IT department at your school asking them to unblock Wikipedia? (50)
        Did they do it? (100)
        
        or if they replied that it's blocked because of vandalism, did you inform them that they could ask any Wikipedia administrator to softblock the school's IP address to prevent vandalism rather than blocking the site entirely? (50)
        Did they follow your instructions? (100, good job)
        
        Do you hack into the censorship system to use Wikipedia? (100, just be aware of the abuse staff that could be watching)
      - Do you hang a huge banner with a Wikipedia logo on the wall of your classroom to protest this? (200)
      - Did you request a class change over it? (500)
- Or did he/she give you a good grade due to the quality of your content (50)
Do you often encounter Wikipedia-related items cited somewhere? (10)
Has a teacher ever used something in their lesson that you know was definitely taken on Wikipedia (like being on the wrong language, say, using British English instead of American English)? (5)
- ...does this teacher not use English works but still you know this was definitely taken from a sister Wikipedia (like Brazilian Portuguese and Portuguese of Portugal for instance)? (10)
- ... and did this inspire you to create something that they could potentially use in their lesson? (15)
  - ... and they used it? (50)
- ...and this is the same teacher who publicly denounced Wikipedia during class? (5, for having a teacher with a double-standard)
Have you ever used any of your non-Wikipedia work as a source in Wikipedia? (0, for vanity)
- Was it a legitimate reliable source? (50)
- Did that work cite the article in question? (-50, for circular reference)
  - Did you invent a time machine to make the circular reference legit? (1000, plus a patent)
Have you ever seen some of your work from Wikipedia published in a newspaper or other form of press? (50, points for each occurrence)
- Do you become extremely excited when Wikipedia is mentioned on TV? (30)
Do you buy or borrow books to help you write or edit articles on subjects you know very little about? (20)
Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, or other image or multimedia recording so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (10)
When you applied for community service, did you volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (15)
- Have you ever thought about applying for community service to volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (20)
Have you tried to revert your actions, after you realized they were wrong, but found out they couldn't be reverted? (12)
Have you listed your work on Wikipedia on your curriculum vitae or résumé? (10)
- Or will you do it when you apply for a job or university in the future? (8)
- Did/will you put an edit summary on your résumé? (50)
- Did/will you sign your résumé with ~~~~ at the end? (20)
  - Got turned down because of it? (30)
  - Got the job because of it? (50, I want your job)
    - Because the job interviewer was a Wikipedian himself? (50)
Do you believe that nearly all of your success in your workplace or school comes from information gained on Wikipedia? (8)
When you see vandalism in real life, do you think "These must be the type of people that vandalize Wikipedia"? (2)
- Or do you think "They must be the type of people who vandalize Wikipedia"? (25)
Have you ever edited this test just to correct the grammar or put in a question with correct grammar? (35)
Have you ever recommended Wikipedia to any of your real family or friends? (4)
- Did they join Wikipedia and contribute? (8, for each person)
  - Or do they vandalize abusively? (-20)
    - Did you revert their actions? (20)
    - Did they create an abusive system of sockpuppets? (-50)
      - Did you delete their vandal articles and/or block them? (75)
Do you rarely see the real world because of Wikipedia? (250)
- Do you argue that Wikipedia is your "real world"? (5000, and a life)
[[Do]] [[You]] [[Ever]] [[Write]] [[Like]] [[This]][[?]] (100, and a red link)
Have you ever tried to do [http://This?] in real life? (404, and an HTTP 404 Error)
Have you ever put <nowiki></nowiki> around your text that looks like [[This?]] (1000, and a Code eraser)
Have you ever put coding in your writing? (500)
- More than 11 times? (7000, That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)

Wikipedia knowledge and opinion

你喜歡維基百科嗎？ (10, of course you do!)
你怎麼評價維基百科？
- 11分(1000, Awesomesauce!)
- 10 stars out of 10? (200, you are SO awesome!)
- 9? (25)
- 8? (5)
- 7? (1)
- 6? (0)
- 5? (-1)
- 4? (-50)
- π? (-314, that's a mathematical constant)
- 3? (-400)
- e? (-1359, that's a mathematical constant)
- 2? (-1400)
- √2? (-1414, that's the square root of 2)
- 1? (-3141, GTFO!)
- 0? (-10000)
- -1? (-100000, get the heck outta here!)
- -1,000,000,000,000,000?!?!? (-10000000000000)
你知道誰是吉米·威爾斯嗎？ (15)
- 你不在乎吉米·威爾斯是誰(-500,還說你是維基百科狂)
- 你知道真實生活中有人也叫吉米·威爾斯？(20)
  - Because you told them? (-20, cheater)
- If you don't know who he is, did you just look for his article? (5)
  - ... do you argue that his name is really Jimmy Donal "Jimbo" Wales? (10)
- Has he ever talked to you on your user talk page? (60)
  - Or are you a Jimbo Wales, just not the Jimbo Wales? (25)
    - ... because you changed your legal name to that of your idol? (-100, stalker)
    - ... since you want to be like him someday? (110, Good luck)
    - ... or are you THE Jimbo Wales? (-2000, poser!)
      - ... really? (50000, we love you man!)
  - Or are you a Jummy Jumbo Whale because you never get any exercise because you are always on Wikipedia? (100, an extreme diet and a Wikibreak for some exercise)
- Have you met Jimbo Wales in real life? (1000, say hello to him for me!)
Do you know what WoW stands for? (30)
- Did you click on the link just so you could say yes? (-25)
  - Did you click on the link anyway, even though you knew? (10)
- Do you argue that this question isn't fair because WoW also refers to World of Warcraft? (10)
  - Do you think World of Warcraft is better than Wikipedia? (-10, traitor!)
Do you know where the Wikimedia Foundation is based? (10)
- Do you live near it? (200)
  - Did you move there to get the points? (1000 and a moving van)
Do you know when Wikipedia was founded? (2)
- ...or did you have to look it up after reading the previous question? (-1000)
  - ... with Google? (-10000, TRAITOR!)
    - ...or because you knew Wikipedia would be the first hit? (11000)
Do you know who founded Wikipedia? (hint: see one of the previous questions of this section) (20)
Have you ever thought about the social impact of Wikipedia? (10)
- Have you ever been asked about it in an interview (e.g. for a newspaper)? (25)
Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (8)
- ... or you think it is already better than every other encyclopedia? (18)
  - ... because you can change the spelling of the last word in the last question to "encyclopædia"? (-2)
Do you consider Wikipedia to be the closest thing to a precursor for "the computer" in Star Trek? (5)
Do you ever use Wikipedia to resolve a dispute outside of Wikipedia? (40)
- Did you lose because your information was incorrect or not from a verifiable source? (-40)
  - Did you go back and correct the article? (50)
  - ... do you realize this question makes no sense? (1)
Have you ever cheered out loud when you look at the updates on the Wikipedia Awareness Statistics? (5)
- Did you get depressed when you found it was out of date?(500)
Have you ever written a book about Wikipedia? (300)
- Was it notable enough to get a Wikipedia article? (100)
  - Did you write the article? (30, but check WP:COI)
    - ... then have someone correct a slip you made in the article? (5)
  - Did you write a book about that article? (500, but look for more productive subject matter)
    - Did that book end up with an article? (200)
      - Was it deleted immediately for non-notability? (-200)
  - Did you call the book Main Page? (-200, for making disambiguation a mess)
- Are you really mad about the fact that you wrote an entire book about Wikipedia yet got only 300 points? (4700, here, have the rest of them)
Do you know how many users Wikipedia has? (10)
- ... or do you protest to the above question because the number of users changes every minute? (5)
  - ... but then you realize you don't need to know the exact number of users (estimation) to answer yes to the above question? (5)
Do you think you deserve to be labeled a Wikipediholic just for taking the hour needed to take this test? (10)
- Did you click on any wikilinks while taking this test? (1, each)
  - Did you improve any of those wikilinks? (5, each)
  - Did you vandalize any of those wikilinks? (-100, each)
  - Did you vandalize this test? (-1000)
- Do you know approximately how often a new user account is created? (5)
- Have you ever made up a name for Wikipedia users? (10)
  - a song? (20)
    - ... is this song stuck in your head and you have no idea where the tune came from? (40)
  - a worshipping place? (50, but don't take it too far)
Is Wikipedia the best source of info you know? (10)
Is Wikipedia the *ahem* worst source of info you know? (-10101010101010101010100101010111, LEAVE THIS TEST IMMEDIATELY)
- ... because it is the only source of info you know, making it both the best and the worst? (10101010101010101010100101011111, your points are given back to you)
Do you support Wikipedia in all situations? (10)
Did you get very upset that Wikipedia was going to be closed down on January 18 2012? (50)
- As the closure only applied to the English language Wikipedia, did you make sure that you knew of Wikipedias in other languages to get you through January 18 2012, mentioned on List of Wikipedias? (50)
- Did you go through the tedious process of typing ?banner=none after every url you visited? (10)

Eliteness Section

Did somebody tell you you were elite? (1 eliteness)
Does the RNG believe that you are cursed, or blessed (1 eliteness)
- Did you play NetHack and win? (5 eliteness, now you know you are blessed by the RNG)
- Or did you try to use a Grayswandir +7 and lose? (2 eliteness, XD)
Do you think that you are elite enough to be elite? (0 eliteness)
In your previous trials of eliteness, did you get more than...
- 1 eliteness? (1 eliteness)
- 10 eliteness? (2 eliteness)
- 100 eliteness? (-1 eliteness, for lying)
  - You weren't lying? (4 eliteness)
- 1,000 eliteness? (-10 eliteness for ascending all boundaries, or lying your pants off)
Do you know what a xenbibyte is? (2 eliteness)
- ... do you argue that this question is unfair because "xenbi-" is not an official binary prefix? (1 eliteness, it could be different.)
- or do you know it's the unofficial binary prefix for the unofficial prefix xenna-? (5 eliteness for thinking logically)

Finale

你真的做完了這個測試？（100）
- Could you not finish this test because you ran out of time to do so? (200)
  - Are you upset now because you lost your score and had to start over? (200 consolation points)
- Did you not finish the test because you said you hate Wikipedia? (-999999, you should have learned by now)
你在30秒內完成了這個測試嗎？（-1000，騙子！！！）
你確實在30秒內完成了這個測試？（15000）
- ……或是你用了機械人？（−500，懶惰）
  - ……這個機械人是你設計專門用來做這個測試的？（1000）
當你看到一個紅色連結的時候，你是否笑了？（-15, Multiply by -2 for each giggle, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!(Note from a mathematician: actually, every giggle makes you EARN points. Two negatives make a positive.）
- 你有沒有修正它？（100，感謝你修正了紅色連結！）
Do you still think this test is a big waste of time? (-10000, you should have learned)
Do you agree that this test is epic? (5000 for epicness)
- Did you edit it for extra effect? (1000 for extra effect!)
  - Are they awesome? (1 for each awesome effect, -1 for each lame one)
  - Did you just edit it for the points? (-1000 for each edit)
Are you drunk? (-1015 for drinking instead of editing Wikipedia)
- Yes, but you were editing Wikipedia while you were getting drunk (1000 but I'm still not giving back back the fifteen because drinking is bad for you)
Are you addicted to drugs? (-3784 for being addicted to drugs)
Are you wondering why there is a "disambiguation needed" tag in the scores? (-1337 for looking at the scores)
Did you pray to the Random Number God for better scores? (1 Eliteness, courtesy of the RNG)
- Or to make edits vandalism? (-1 Eliteness, Wikipedia hates you!)
Are you tired of answering these questions? (-100000, a real Wikipediholic would never stop)

你所得到的分數的意義

請將您的分數四捨五入到最近的間隔。分數在紅色是負數，在綠色是0，在黑色是正數，在藍色是傳奇，在櫻桃色是反傳奇。如果你修復了紅色的鏈接，就能把分數增加100。如果你發現他們實際上是可點擊的，並且修復他們就能把分數增加250。如果你意識到他們是不可點擊的，因為你之前的人修復了它，而你又修復了就能分數增加500。如果你只是按下頁面歷史上的撤消按鈕，請再把分數增加500。如果你真的做了一個紅色的鏈接，你需要把分數減去1000。如果你修復了這個紅色的鏈接，你就能把分數增加1000。如果你發現你沒有做一個紅色的鏈接，而是一個問題，就能分數增加2000。如果您即將嘗試把藍色的鏈接刪除，請從你的分數中減去100。如果他們是鏈接，並且你修正了他們，那麼你就能把分數增加100。如果您完全閱讀本段內容，你就能把分數增加100。

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分數	總結
低於或等於-50,000,000	You are the ultimate vandal. You spend your entire life devoted to vandalizing Wikipedia, and your ISP is standing by to prevent you from ever editing Wikipedia again. Lose 5 Eliteness
-10,000,000	At this state, any chance of being Elite are foiled. Lose 1 Eliteness.
-5,000,000	At this state, it is likely to get banned.
-2,500,000	... get the heck out!
-1,000,000	The damage you have done to Wikipedia is likely permanent.
-500,000	Please get out of Wikipedia. You dirty rotten vandal.
-250,000	You are a super mega extreme abusive vandal/troll/disruptive editor, a wikiterrorist, a liar (check your pants to see if they are not on fire), or you have been blocked a lot.
-100,000	You are an extremely evil/abusive vandal/troll, a wikiterrorist, a liar who calls him or her self "The Jimbo Wales", or you thought this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time.
-75,000	You created a whole entire system of sockpuppets used to vandalize Wikipedia to evade your indefinite block. Lose 20 000 points.
-50,000	You are really bad at math and missed this section of results. Lose 10 000 points.
-10,000	You are a really evil vandal.
-5,000	You always do WP:BLP violations, lots of edit-warring, and about 50% to 65% of your edits are vandalism.
-2,000	You are an evil vandal (1/3 to 1/2 of your edits are considered vandalism or minor edit warring).
-1,000	You are a vandal or you have no intention of helping Wikipedia. (1/6 to 1/3 of your edits are not constructive.)
-100	You don't know what Wikipedia is or you have been blocked before.
-1	你是一個新手，這是一個不好的開始。
0	這個分數實際上是可能的，即使一些編輯維基百科的人可能認為這是不可能的。
1	你是一個新手或者你從來都沒有編輯。
Pi	得到這個結果有以下兩個可能性：你已經違背了概率論。你無法熟練地使用計算器。
100	你只回答很少問題，懶得繼續，或者你只是檢查自動化工具是否工作。
250	你是維基百科的新手。
500	你是一個只有IP位址的用戶或者只有幾個編輯。
750	你是一個新的貢獻者。
1,000	一個平衡的態度，可能會花更多的時間在維基百科上受益。
1,337	你只是一個新手。
1,500	你在維基百科有一定程度的經驗。
2,000	恭喜，您善於在維基百科進行編輯！
2,500	你已經有一點過頭了，快休息吧。
3,000	你似乎沉迷於維基百科。
3,500	你已經沉迷於維基百科，請你休息一下吧。
4,000	你已經高度沉迷於維基百科。
4,500	你是維基百科的癡迷。
5,000	你似乎患上輕度的沉迷於維基百科症，如果你不是一個管理員，請現在成為一個吧。
5,500	您患上中度的沉迷於維基百科症，編輯維基百科時可能會出現雙手關節炎症狀，請看醫生。
6,000	您患上了重度的沉迷於維基百科症，請立即看醫生。
6,500	警告！如果你繼續編輯可能會導致一些精神上的改變，請立即停止編輯。
7,000	維基百科的影響已經開始顯現在你的大腦中，您可以比機械人更快地進行編輯。
7,500	維基百科的影響貫穿於你的血脈。其他用戶錯誤地認為你是一個機械人，試圖重新編程你的其他任務。請注意自己！
8,000	維基百科的影響在靈性上影響了你。您虔誠地融入了維基百科。
9,000	恭喜！你不知何故在你身邊產生了類似維基的輻射場。範圍內的任何不知道維基百科的人將立即知道維基百科。
10,000	你現在從維基百科的影響中獲益不淺。任何來到你附近的人都會立即知道維基百科，並且毫不留情地編輯維基百科，即使他們以前沒有使用它。「維基百科！」是你的口號。
12,500	請從忙碌的編輯中抽出時間閱讀以下內容：「不要忘記」呼吸不會影響您的編輯能力，所以經常這樣做是為了防止昏厥，減少浪費的時間。
15,000	Only the world's best psychiatrist, physiologist and witch doctor combined can cure your Wikipediholism at this stage. Normally you would get off of Wikipedia and go find those people... Normally...
25,000	The effects of Wikipediholism at this stage cannot be cured. Please stop. If you continue to edit Wikipedia with such vigor, you will indirectly block others from editing.
50,000	A higher power has taken interest in your editing, and wishes to grant you an uncanny power to make all the edits you want to in the blink of the eye. You turn this down, claiming that it will make you redundant from making edits on Wikipedia.
100,000	You discover the cure for cancer, world peace and teleportation by making the right links through all of the edits that you have made. Unfortunately, this is original research, and you can't leave your computer to take the proper actions, so no one finds out about it.
250,000	You are the ultimate Wikipediholic! Congratulations! Now, get back to editing (What are you doing here? Work!)
500,000	You are better than the ultimate Wikipediholic, you must be proud! Start editing (We don't pay you for no reason? Go on! Work! Work like you've never worked before!!!)
1,000,000	Jimbo, god of all Wikipediholics! We love you, man!
1,000,001	More points than Jimbo! Good for you, but out of scope for Wikipedia :P.
2,500,000	You are a Hardcore Wikipediholic.
5,000,000	You are an Impossible Wikipediholic. I think a star imploded...
7,000,000	You are an astral^{[需要消歧義]} Wikipediholic. Nothing will cure you, not even the "Best Wikipedia Cure Ever" will.
10,000,000	Yay! Ultimate Legendary Super Unbelievable Wikipedia Addiction! Destroy the world with me, Wikipediholic!
25,000,000	... Seriously? I cannot think of a rank for you.
40,000,000	This is just silly. (But possible, if you invited enough aliens)
100,000,000	+5000 if you are serious.
84,599,634	That is just too high. This is the amount of total edits made here.
2,147,483,647	你是維基狂先鋒 _{我們懶得管你。外星人在監視你。}
葛立恆數	查克·諾里斯當年也得到這麼令眾人上天的分
高的你要思考人生和無限的意義？	羅禮士和wp創世神恨透你，七天內必有大事發生
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你有幾點精華

Eliteness signifies how elite you are. It also signifies how dedicated you are to Wikipedia and other parts of your life. A high score generally means that you are likable. This is colored magenta if positive, spring green if negative, azure if zero, and other colors if legendary or anti-legendary.

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Score	Result
-100 Eliteness	There is no way to describe your anti-Eliteness.
-75 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	Preparing astral disalignment...
-50 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	There is no way to get back to zero.
-35 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	Explode.
-25 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	You are like the Anti-Norris.
-20 Eliteness	Eliteness is impossibly low. Jimbo hates you.
-15 Eliteness	Eliteness is extremely low, and astral beings hate you.
-10 Eliteness	You are NOT ELITE. You are a vile beast.
-5 Eliteness	31337 Vandal. You are a vile beast to Wikipedia.
-3 Eliteness	You are a 1337 vandal. You may get banned.
-2 Eliteness	You are an elite vandal or a fr00b Wikipediholic, and will get blocked.
-1 Eliteness	You are a leet vandal or a n00b Wikipediholic, and are cursed by the RNG.
0 Eliteness	You are regular in the Eliteness axis.
1 Eliteness	You are a leet Wikipediholic.
2 Eliteness	You are an elite Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfA.
3 Eliteness	You are a 1337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfB.
5 Eliteness	You are a 31337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfR.
10 Eliteness	You are just elite.
15 Eliteness	This is deity scale eliteness, and also what Jimbo Wales had.
20 Eliteness	More elite than Jimbo! Congrats!
25 Eliteness (Legendary)	You are elite like Chuck Norris. Or Arceus.
40 Eliteness (Legendary)	Impossible Eliteness. You imploded a galaxy...
50 Eliteness (Legendary)	Now you are as elite as a Dragon or Phoenix. May your eliteness guide the way.
75 Eliteness (Legendary)	We call this platinum eliteness. but it's more like titanium.
100 Eliteness	There is no way to describe this level of eliteness.
250 Eliteness	You broke all bounds.
500 Eliteness	You either cheated, or you are a reality warping beast.
1,000 Eliteness	That's not even possible.

You can use the {{User Wikipediholic}} template to display your score on your user page. ({{User Wikipediholic|(your score)-}})

閱論編維基百科狂
診斷	瘋狂指數測試
症狀和分析	誰？為什麼？（英語：Wikipedia:Who, Why?） Wikipedia:Wikipedihol（英語：Wikipedia:Wikipedihol）維基百科是款電子遊戲編輯次數綜合症星章症 Adminitis（英語：Wikipedia:Adminitis）監視列表綜合症 Userboxitis（英語：Wikipedia:Userboxitis）對話頁綜合症（英語：Wikipedia:Talk page stalker）
維基中毒治療	避免維基百科狂 Wikipatch 維基百科狂否認維基百科狂診所維基百科狂自白維基百科狂用戶警告模板
維基百科狂列表	最近編輯次數最多的用戶

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